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nice girls finish last

I am not going to be like all these other fucking skanks and throw my pussy at you for your attention!I have way too much respect for myself to ever do that.Just because I don't spread my legs doesn't...
Posted by Tørtilla³ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

dumb blonde jokes.

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 ...
Posted by Tørtilla³ on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:07:00 PST

to a certain someone

I don't know youBut,I think I HATE youYou're the reason for my miseryStrange how you've becomemy biggest enemyAnd I've never even seen your face...
Posted by Tørtilla³ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST