Amber oh and Monkey Pussy if your Josh

About Me

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Some more recent quotes:

"[I] sound like the kind of woman a man could get addicted to." -Sam Rockwell.

since i find it very difficult to talk about myself to people who know me, i thought it would be best to have them do the speaking for me, not that i am a person to have others do the talking but in this case i feel it is best. I am going to be quoting direct lines from my high school year book, which i still do own for good laughs and self pity of course. First of all I am "too sweet for words." I might be "really strange at times but (I) help alot in totally boring classes." I really need "luck with all the guys" then again I "can be such a little flirt." But all in all everyone I met hopes "I have a great summer" and they always, ALWAYS hope to "see me next year." All around I would have to say that I am rather perfect, at least according to the 1992 EVANS high school year book. GOOOOOO E. H. S. and god bless our metal detectors everyone.

My Interests

writing, teaching, acting, eating food, singing, watching others fix their make-up and act like no one is watching them, good music, talking, you, him, her, them, they, Opera W., making movies, numbers, gothic poetry that makes people wish they were dead then wish they could come back as soccor moms, and fingers, i love those crazy fingers.

I'd like to meet:

Well i like people who need people because they are the luckiest people in the world. And children, yes children who need other children because they are the luckiest people in the world. No seriously, people who can help me spell, i am really bad at that. people who do not lie cheat or steal because that would go against my sailors creed, and i like people who respect silence in a car and they do not get uncomfortable with that. i am in love i am in love i am in love i am in love, what? oh sorry myspace i just can not help it.

Music:

death cap for cutie, bright eyes, bikini kill, sean od, hot water music, modest mouse, la tegra, old slater kinny, weakling, flight 141, burning airlines, blond red head, ranier maria (sorry my spelling is poor), melt banna, ida!!!, padro the lion, cadience by the U.S. Marines

Movies:

blue velvet, lovers on the bridge, terminator the first one, afterlife, anything scary, blue citrus hearts, 40 shades of blue, away awake, SCOOTER, porn lots of porn; heart*strings, eat,

Television:

The Office, anything on TLC, trading spaces and so on.... I enjoy king of the hill and EXTREME MAKEOVERS, god bless those people.

Books:

mad america, the power of now, sex ensiclablahblhapedia, ethical slut, the liars club, the art's way, the solitar mystery, feminiest revolution, scum manifesto, anything by camielle pegula, alica, the liers club, brecht on theater, sacred violence, vivd girls likes and dislikes, many more i am sure

Heroes:

I have no heros i am a negative person who has dweled on the negative images forced down her mouth by the soap opera cnn.... wait, noooo i forgot i am a lier and none of that is true. opps. i guess suzie c., sean, morgan and myself, men and women who put there lives on the line for my freedom to lie, michael moore because he tells the truth (hahahahaha), well he does even if it is his own, no really i love him, oh heroes... children, and many more a i am sure.

My Blog

not just a pretty face

okay my top 6000000000000 are totally hot and smart. all of these folks are pure inspirations. they are doing their craft making it happen and full of art and life. i adore them all....
Posted by Amber oh and Monkey Pussy if your Josh on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST

don’t yuck my yum

A few weeks ago when I was driving to work passing the sea of teen age boys rowing in lake Erie, I heard a really wonderful story told by the writer. I will summarize the main point which was ve...
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sofa king hot

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papers papers papers

this is all i do anymore.... write papers so this is all i have to share For Free Will Sake Make Those Bells Stop Ringing! By: Amber O'Daniels 2007 May 26 PSY 480/summer J &...
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strange fruit

If you were a child in Florida before the mid 1980's you remember rows of orange groves lining up like solders about to go to battle. It could have been called the great vitamin C war of 19 some...
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MEMPHIS

I am going to be there with husbo in toe May 13th - 19th.We both can not wait...not at all. So check it out and give one of us a call and let's plan to get together.who wants a pool party?...
Posted by Amber oh and Monkey Pussy if your Josh on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

oh you know just another paper

ummm before you read this I am not sure really where i stand on this issue but i like trying out new things...just ask my dog...wait what did i just say...ummm read the paper and forget everything you...
Posted by Amber oh and Monkey Pussy if your Josh on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST

oh that knee

Updates and milk crates Well in one week I have been to 4 different doctors, yes four. And while it might seem as if there might be something seriously wrong with a person who s...
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who says it's a front

Here is the big old update&in long form Tonight while I was cleaning, (go ahead insert OCD joke here), I started thinking about, well&everyone. And, believe me when I say everyo...
Posted by Amber oh and Monkey Pussy if your Josh on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

need new skates

DERBY LADIES I recently ordered a new pair of skates on line from www.lowpriceskates.com and I talked to a guy named Luke who helped me so much. He helped me build my skates and...
Posted by Amber oh and Monkey Pussy if your Josh on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST