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elise.

you can't squeeze the toothpaste back into the tube.

About Me

I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. And I've learned to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years.

My Interests

the imagination of a child.

I'd like to meet:

someone who'll read bedtime stories to me. someone who can teach me how to play the saxaphone. friends who give flowers. fellow fort builders. genuine people, uninhibited and irrational as they come. men with facial hair, preferably a mustache.

Music:

funk, soul, jazz, hip hop, folk, whatever's clever.

Movies:

amelie, annie hall, bed of roses (get over it. christian slater is a babe), my girl, and the movie i saw with you.

Television:

freaks and geeks, the office, arrested development, stella

Books:

all i need in life: a good book, and a good park to read it in.