McPalin Foreign Policy Scam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsF1C7m6rds
Palin is just Dumb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fmMXVrcj8c
Victory in Iraq!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4uf-kXmXpI
My dogs, Baseball, Football, Cars, Real Estate, Music, Music, and Music. Saltwater Reef Tanks, Guitars, singing in places no one else can hear me.
Dennis Miller, Josh Todd, George Lynch, Tony Gwynn, Bruce Dickinson, Donald Trump, Jerry Cantrell, My biological father (because I'm curious and so I could shove my big foot up his ass!), Jared from Subway so I can smack him with a footlong meatball on wheat, Rob Halford (again), Sinbad 'cause someone has to do the brother a favor and tell him he sucks, Ralphie May, Chris Rock, Chris Elliott because "Get A Life" was a great show, Ted Leitner because he's a great radio personality and sportscaster, Jerry (not Gary) Coleman 'cause he's a great American, Dave Grohl, Val Kilmer, Jay Mohr, a John Madden fan so I can ask them "Why?" Bob Costas, Al Michaels, Vin Scully, and all the listeners who called my radio show and told me I sucked...after I learn Karate...
Music is my second love...my wife being the first, obviously. I love just about everything except for Country. I just can't get into it. My mom's side of the family is from Arkansas and I have the teeth to prove it, but that's as hick as I get. Country music sucks. In my world, it's all about Alice In Chains. Without a doubt, my favorite band. I can listen to AIC every day and most of the time I do. Their CD "Dirt" is a masterpiece. R.I.P. Layne. I miss you everyday. The Music I love is too much to mention. Saying I have almost 8,000 songs on my iPod with a lot more to load should tell you that my love for music is large.
My all-time favorite...Tombstone. Val Kilmer killed as Doc Holiday. I'm your huckleberry. Napoleon Dynamite was an instant classic. Fast Times At Ridgemont High. American History X. I cried hard at the end of that one...holy crap. Edward Norton is one of my favs. Yes, I am a Star Wars dork and a Lord of the Rings dork. I also love Harry Potter. Too many great movies to mention.
I'd be hurtin' without HBO. Entourage, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Real Sex (there's some freaky shit on that show! Good God.), Taxicab Confessions, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Deadwood. Not the Bob Dole show, but the Deadwood show that features the word Cocksucker 100 times per episode. It's an instant classic with dialogue like: "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Cocksucker!" Genius writing. If it weren't for the word "Cocksucker" I wouldn't understand a thing on that show. I'm Huge American Idol dork. Nip/Tuck, Dirt, Brotherhood (shotime), 24, Prison Break, How I Met Your Mother, The Office is the best show on TV! Dwight Rules! The Amazing Race, Survivor, Grey's Anatomy, ER, CSI (Vegas Only), Heroes, The Unit and Criminal Minds.
Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six M.I.T. Students Who Took Vegas for Millions by Ben Mezrich. Busting Vegas : The MIT Whiz Kid Who Brought the Casinos to Their Knees. Holy shit these nerds made some huge cash! And much more intellectual stuff that I can't remember at the moment. :)