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Kyle

Who the hell put tiny wheels on my shoes??

About Me

If you are Portsmouth way, or alternatively Petersfield (gimme six!) and you see a young man pulling incredibly silly and disgusting faces and shrieking excessively then you might find it's me or one of my familiars. My name is Kyle. I enjoy:-Drinking: Usually up the Reg or similar with Adam, Alan, Laura, Jo and co. or clubbing with Lee and his band of merry men, such as Vealsy and Nick (Please note: at this point I am usually forced to use only the corner of my mouth to emmit sounds and will use phrases such as 'geezerrrr!' and 'get your fucking rat out!') I am in Petersfield of many a weekend and the locals look at me funny (probably because I don't have webbed feet...)-Music: I love listening to good music at every available opportunity and going to gigs.-Football: Pompey are great despite regular troubles. I don't play football too good but I sure as hell can talk a good game!My friends are really important to me, they make me laugh and pick me up when I'm down. They also put up with my hyperness, which can get annoying from time to time!My fiancee Amy is amazing, I love her very much and she is so beautiful, first thing in the morning to last thing at night, she always makes me smile and she is going to be my lovely wife.I am a Recruitment Consultant on the Commercial division with a company called Oasis Recruitment in Fareham.If you are interested in speaking to this random fuck, add me or send me a message and we can have a bloody good natter!

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    Kyle was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.Kyle is the world's tallest woman.Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Kyle!Kyle is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!Kyle has four noses.The only planet that rotates on its side is Kyle.Tradition allows women to propose to Kyle only during leap years.Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Kyle', hated Kyle and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!Grapes explode if you put them inside Kyle!The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Kyle.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle McKiver
Birthday: 27/02/86
Birthplace: Portsmouth
Current Location: At home
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft 11in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: I dunno, fucking Jedi?!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't worn any shoes all day because I have been at home playing Champ Manager. I'm cool
Your Weakness: Opening my mouth and being a pushover
Your Fears: Spiders, AIDS, Cancer, Death sometimes
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni motherfucker!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy house, get married
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL BRB M8 GR8
Thoughts First Waking Up: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When it gets dark and shit. S'pretty good
Your Most Missed Memory: Being clever!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Little
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: OH I DON'T KNOW - MAYBE!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. Get a job. Waste of fucking time
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Meh
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: A bit
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes I suppose
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: SHOP. In ENGLAND (you know, that place with all the standard sized people?) we call it a fucking SHOP. Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: See above but with some word replacement. Fucking Americans
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: GROAN...NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No fingers crossed touch wood cos I'm such a fucking disaster area!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but I have been and it is cold which as a result makes my penis even smaller than it is now
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Never
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, plenty of fucking times!
Ever been Beaten up: No. The one or two lucky escapes I've had have not been my fault at all. But at the same time my mouth should surely have gotten me into trouble by now!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Quickly and painlessly please love you
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Pretty much there so I'll say ME
What country would you most like to Visit: St Lucia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: about 5ft 7/8in?
Best Clothing Style: Let's say well dressed
Number of Drugs I have taken: Two
Number of CDs I own: Many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fucking shit loads but fuck all I can do about em now!
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My Interests

Generally, I can say my passions in life are based around:- Sales, marketing and business- Music- Sport- Computers and the internet- Journalism and creative writing- Relationships

I'd like to meet:

New friends. I love meeting new people. Also the legends that are: Ricky Gervais, Alan Partridge, Borat, Jeremy Clarkson, Brandon Boyd, Claudio Sanchez, Matthew Reynolds, Anthony Kiedis, Fred Durst, Gwen Stefani, Bradley Nowell ('s house party) and Benji from Skindred! All role models in one way or another!

Music:

Pendulum, The Prodigy, Tool, SikTh, INCUBUS, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, Pink Floyd, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, Sublime, Primus, No Doubt, 311, Maroon 5, Pearl Jam, GLASSJAW, Disturbed, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Jamiroquai, Howards Alias, Skylar, Birthstone, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, Funeral For A Friend, Blink 182, Reef, Goondocks, Skunk Anansie, The Darkness, Ocean Colour Scene, Lostprophets, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Justin Timberlake, Tenacious D, Green Day, Kings Of Leon, Alanis Morrisette, DEFTONES, At The Drive In, Hoobastank, Tracy Chapman, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Wonder, Muse, Radiohead, Che, Fishbone, Splint, Oceansize, Crowded House, Less Than Jake, Spin Doctors, Snot, SKINDRED, Rush, Panic! At The Disco, FALL OUT BOY, 36 Crazyfists, The Safety Fire, Bodygurn, Ferry Corsten, Roots Manuva, Dillinja, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, Toto, Weapons Of Brass Destruction, Bodyrox, Fall Of Troy, Mastodon, Yes, BLOC PARTY, Orson, MAXIMO PARK, RX BANDITS, Biffy Clyro, BILLY TALENT, The Matches, Paramore, Heights, Fell Silent, TesseracT, Al Heslop
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Movies:

Anything alternative, anything that makes you think...although face eating aliens are rather fun! Some of my favourite films include:- Memento- Requiem For A Dream- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind- The Butterfly Effect- Donnie Darko- Aliens- Star Wars- Wayne's World- Big Fish- Edward Scissorhands- The Truman Show- The Matrix- Spirited Away- Castle In The Sky- Bad Taste

Television:

The Office, Bo' Selecta, Deal or No Deal, Top Gear and THE MIGHTY BOOSH!

Books:

Don't really read a lot of books any more. Terry Pratchett was a good laugh in the past, Anthony Kiedis autobigraphy was fun and Illusions by Richard Bach is simply the best book ever for it's philosophical insight and the fact that you can open it at any page and read what you need to hear at that point. It's like the Bible but far more accessible.

Heroes:

I aspire to be: my father, Ricky Gervais, Anthony Kiedis, Brandon Boyd, Neil Buchanan, LEEEROOOY!, Phil Barfoot, Alan Marshall, Adam Francombe, Nick Offord, Mike 'get that fucking chicken leg out my cunt!' Veals, Craig 'Sanjay' Harwood, Sean Morge, Jak Wiseman, Darryl Palumbo, Maynard James Keenan, Matthew Reynolds, Claudio Sanchez and probably a load of other legends I forgot!..Take the quiz:
Which great rock band front man are you?

Brandon Boyd
Front man for Incubus. One cool dude. Life is well for you. All you do is make good music, fend off women, and smoke pot. Not bad.

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Posted by Kyle on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:17:00 PST