Film, Photogrphy, Music, Philosophy, Politics, History, Cars, Quantum Physics, Regular Physics, Japan, World Domination, and Smoking Cigarettes, Joi Boiz and Joi Girlz, and the 60's - not the real 60's but the 60's as portrayed in spy movies and old Playboy magazines.
Natalie Portman, on a flight to Japan. Niether her nor myself would have any loved ones or aquaintances on the plane, in fact, the rest of the rest of the passangers and the crew will be just all around assholes that nobody is going to miss. The plane will crash on a small island in the south pacific, everyone but Natalie and I will be killed upon impact, Natalie and I will be, miraculously, unharmed. Then Natalie and I will live on that island populated by lush vegitation and forrest, with birds that eat insects as fast as they can reproduce, easily hunted animals, that often congregate by a clean mountain spring. and none of the plants, insects or animals will fuck with us, We will benefit handsomley from the bizzar contents of the deceased passangers luggage, including but not limited to, building supplies and materials, blankets, a bowie knife, hunting supplies, a survival book, lighters, a hatchet, a medical kit, 200+ passangers worth of toiletries, 28 really great novels, 44 cartons of cigarettes, 80 handles of rum, and 20 years worth of birth control pills. We will eventually get rescued but only when the idea of having a relationship with someone other than me seems disgusting and juvinille to Natalie. I hope that she is a nice, witty and intellegent girl. I would also like to meet the following people: Slab BulkHead, ChunkHead, Fridge LargeMeats, Punt SpeedChunk, Butch DeadLift, Bold BigFlank, Splint ChestHair, Flint IronStag, Vault VanderHuge, Thick McRunFast, Blast HardCheese, Buff DrinkLots, Slam, Hunk, Flink, Chunky, Trump SlamChest, Fist RockBone, Smash LampJaw, Stump BeefKnob, Punch RockGroin, Buck PlankChest, Stump ChunkMan, Dirk HardPec, Rip SteakFace, Slate SlabRock, Crud BoneMeal, Brick HardMeat, Whip SlagCheek, Punch SideIron, Gristle McThornBody, Slake FistCrunch, Buff HardBack, Bob Johnson - oh, wait.... Blast ThickNeck, Crunch ButtSteak, Slab SquatThrust, Lump BeefBroth, Big, Brave Brick of Meat, YouTouch RustRod, Reef BlastBody, Big McLargeHuge, Smoke ManMuscle, Beet PunchBeef, Hack BlowFist.
Too much to list, Um, I've been on a David Bowie kick lately.
Children of Men, Wes Anderson movies, Tarantino Movies, 8 1/2, Big Lebowski, Danger: Diabolik, Jules and Jim, et al.
As I am a white person, I must inform you that I do not have a television. "The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.On those lonely nights when white people wish they could be watching American Idol, Lost, or Grey’s Anatomy, they comfort themselves by thinking of how when people talk about the show tomorrow they can say “I didn’t see it, I don’t have a TV. That stuff rots your brain.â€It is effective in making other white people feel bad, and making themselves feel good about their life and life choices.Though these people often fill their time by talking with other friends who don’t watch TV about how they don’t watch TV, looking at leaves, cooking, reading books about left wing politics, and going to concerts/protests/poetry slams.Generally this makes them very boring and gives you very little to talk to them about. It’s important that you NEVER suggest they are making a mistake or that there is a value to owning a TV. You should just try to steer the conversation to allow them to talk about how they are better than you." - StuffWhitePeopleLike.com #2830 Rock, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Life On Mars, Top Gear, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Boondocks.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa puffs by Chuck Klosterman, The Things They Carried by Tim O'brien, God is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens Crimes Against Logic by Jamie Whyte, A Scanner Darkly by Phillip K. Dick, The Future of Freedom by Fareed Zakaria, On Bullshit by Harry G. Frankfurt, and Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner
Diabolik,