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Jock

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About Me

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Hmm I hate answering these kinda questions, just go read the other parts of my Myspaz as they are more objective therefore easier to answer. I will say this, I love watching cartoons :-D

My Interests

This is Rihanna, you can watch the video but don't look at her...she belongs to me Ever wanted to fake your own death? Here's how:My other interests include hot girls, music/beatdowns, pyramids of doom, bath parties, group photos, skin tight jeans, wacky t-shirts (I aspire to design my own t-shirts) reading the paper, Converse, (I wish to own a pair of Converse for every colour) hanging out with mates, being on the same level with everyone, energy drinks, video games, and sexy lingerie :-p

I'd like to meet:

Cosmo and Wanda, Louise Brown, Serj, Chino, Ren from Even Stevens, Danny Filth, Aston Kutchner, Marilyn Manson, my girl from the Iron Bru advert and David Haselhoff
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Blue Chucks
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Music:

I am apparently more open minded with regards to music than I thought, however it is not without a chauvinistic edge. I have found myself liking certain female acts despite listening to a very different kind of music for years.My latest crazes are Rihanna and Kate Nash, before that Kelly Clarkson, I'm even partial to a Nelly Futardo song. It should also be noted that I find all of those acts particularly attractive. Check out Kate Nash and Rihanna on my Myspace.Here's Kate:

Movies:

The Matrix Trilogy, Scream Trilogy, Evil Dead Trilogy, Donnie Darko, LA Confidential, Usual Suspects, Cherry Falls, Road Kill, Jeepers Creepers, Human Traffic, Resident Evil, Star Wars Trilogy, Leon, Equilibrium, Rocky, Ronin, Rambo, Terminator, Demolition man, Kindergarden cop, Xmen, Scary Movie, Mall Rats, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Idol Hands, How High, Senseless, Blade, Man On Fire, Hellraiser, The Ring, The Shining, Storm Of The Century, House Of Flying Daggers, Hero, Enter The Dragon, Fist Of Fury, Fist Of Legend, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Shanghai Noon, Rush Hour, Who Am I? Rumble In The Bronx, Mr. Nice Guy, Assault On Precinct Thirteen(remake), Blood sport, Legionaire, Running Man, Hard Target, Fist Of The North Star, Time Cop, Maverick, Ransom, Phone Booth, Conspiracy Theories, From Hell, Dirty Window, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates Of The Carribean, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Ghost Busters, Van Wilder Party Liason, Shawshank Redemption, Constantine, Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, The Fugitive, Windtalkers, Bedazzled, Little Nicky, Elektra, Spider man, Batman, Armageddon, Deep Impact, Event Horizon, Soldier, Backdraft, Breakdown, Executive decision, Forest Gump, Escape From LA, Deep Blue Sea, Jaws, Cassablanca, It Came From The Sea, Godzilla, Fire Down Below, Under Siege, Bill and Teds Bogus Journey, Waynes World, Saw, James Bond Films, Mission Impossible, Psycho, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Dodgeball, Starsky And Hutch, The Mask, Three Kings, Oceans Eleven, Bruce Allmighty, Man On Fire, Die Hard, The Whole Nine Yards, Wild Things, GroundHog Day, Big Daddy, Broken Arrow, Phenomenon, Face Off, Snake Eyes, The Rock, Teaching Miss Tingle, Mr Deeds, Phantoms, Doom, Saw 2, Ghost In The Shell, Saw 3

Television:

Alias, Family Guy, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Black Books, The Office, Extras, Green Wing, Futurama, Friends, Smallville, Stargate SG1, 24, Nature programs. Oh, and late night channel five.

Books:

The only books I've really ever owned were books for college - a big sociology book, a big psychology book, two middle sized criminology books, a politics book and a research methods book which I never even picked up since I bought it...dreadfully boring. I was given a copy of the prince and the pauper once but I burned it :-)

Heroes:

Leeroy Jenkins, and this little guy
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My Blog

Have you ever been so bored that you would like to cut your own penis off?

Well I am right now but the only tbing that's stopping me is the fact that I can't seem to find the elusive little bugger...he's always there when you need to pee though. Weird. Anyway I'm extremely E...
Posted by Jock on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST