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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jane
Birthday: 03/02/86
Birthplace: Fairbanks, Alaska baby
Current Location: Salem, Oregon
Eye Color: Blue, then half of my right eyeball is...I dunno, something different
Hair Color: Naturally it's brown. At least it was last time I saw it
Height: 5'8" or so
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty, I am no freak!
Your Heritage: Well uh, American (that would be a little bit of everything European)
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't worn shoes yet
Your Weakness: My son, when he says momma, or please, oh god I can't help myself, he's spoiled
Your Fears: Ah, my son as well, the worst you can think of
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of pepperoni and lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have another healthy, beautiful baby boy and not to get fired from work :)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't instant message, it's all text messaging now, losers
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? haha
Your Best Physical Feature: My right eyeball
Your Bedtime: Well, on a work day about 10:30. Weekend: however late I can stay awake
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid and having no responsibility, and no job...haha
Pepsi or Coke: Hmmm...neither, I like he lighter drinks and they come in both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's baby, all the way
Single or Group Dates: Either or sounds fun, as long as I'm with my man
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Rasberry, that shits the shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry!
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!! Coffee coffee coffee!
Do you Smoke: .....yes.....
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Only when I feel like singing :)
Have you Been in Love: I am right now....
Do you want to go to College: Maybe with enough time and money
Do you want to get Married: Yes, yes I do.
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive I will do my best
Do you get Motion Sickness: Occasionally
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh...I've been told
Are you a Health Freak: No no no no no NO!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very much so. My parents are amazing
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh hell yes! As long as I'm not wearing a suit of armor in an open field
Do you play an Instrument: Well I used to play the trombone, and I was damn good too!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Unfortunately no, I'm pregnant, and will be over my 21st birthday too. But that will change.
In the past month have you Smoked: As much as I would like to quit...I have indeed smoked
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs? Like what? Caffiene, Nicotine? You know alcohol is a drug too..
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hmmm...I don't rightly know actually
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, yes I have.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Just yesturday actually... What? I'm pregnant, come on!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Just yesturday as well! Weird!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hmm...no I don't beleive I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, thank god
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hahaha...no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, not that I know of
Ever been Drunk: What kind of stupid question is that?
Ever been called a Tease: I suppose
Ever been Beaten up: No, whenever I see confrontation, I run away
Ever Shoplifted: No, I really don't think so actually
How do you want to Die: Hmm...I guess while having an orgasm...yeah
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A good mom, no mini van though, dammit!
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany I think, get drunk in Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Umm...whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Not red
Short or Long Hair: short, unless they look good with long hair
Height: taller than me
Weight: hopefully bigger than me, but not by much, fatty
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! As for me, I happen to have the sweetest, cutest little boy anyone has ever seen. I wouldn't give him up for the world, and I really really mean that. You really never know what love is until you've had a child of your own. And if you still don't know what love is, you suck as a parent. Every time I see his smile, I know that as long as he keeps on smiling, I am doing good. I would give my life for that boy in a second. No one comes close to him, and no one can replace him.
- Quotes
"You know that every time I try to go where I really want to be, it's already where I am. Cause I'm already there.""I'll beleive that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.""So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd""Watch you're step to hell. It's a long fall.""Of course, my horse.""It's like bringing an knife to a gun fight.""We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass.""Say hello to my little friend""Cause I can't get you out of my head. I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead.""I'd rather be masturbating.""All in all you're just another dick with no balls.""The definition of insanity: Repeating the same behavior and expecting different results.""The bloods on the wall so you might as well just admit it.""You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.""Are you shitting me? Nah, I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.""Meow what is so damn funny?""Can Tah!""Life is an aimless drive that you take alone. Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home.""Fucker? I hardly know her!""Here's Johnny!""He ain't like anybody that you've ever met before. He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Kinect 4.""I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.""Fuck it you're dead. Off with you're head!.""Hey Jude"
Your Deadly Sins
Greed: 100%
Envy: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Pride: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. How Sinful Are You?