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The Mysterious Beards

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About Me

Greetings from the Mysterious Beards!!! If you like good old fashioned, pull-no-punches rock n' roll, we're the band for you. Mark and Ben were part of the now expired dub-rock outfit SENSE EMIL, and Jake comes from a break-neck metal background, together they create a catchy sound, and always stay true to form. Come to a show in the Philly or New York area and you'll see for yourself, The MYSTERIOUS BEARDS ain't gon' do nothing but rock you into the floor....who doesn't enjoy that? You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

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Member Since: 4/23/2007
Band Members: Mark Henne - Drums, Percussion, Keys, Strange NoisesBen Rader - Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Keys, GlockenspielsJake Wagner - Bass
Influences: Brian Jonestown Massacre, Queens of the Stoneage, Dandy Warhols, The Flaming Lips, The Smashing Pumpkins, 311, Beck, etc. etc......
Sounds Like: The Mysterious Beards offer a pretty balanced mix of overdriven chords and relaxing melodic vocals, which together express the bands desire to create something that can only be thought of as "Rock-and Roll".....something that pumps you up, something that moves you.-------------------------------------feel free to contact us for bookings or comments at [email protected] ----------------
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

A Poem for the bored worker

I'm at workI'm supposed to be workingHowever, I'm typingso sue meYou know that you do thiswhenever you're boredunless you're outsideor there are rules about surfingwhen i'm done i'll move onanother fo...
Posted by The Mysterious Beards on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

Mark Henne and the Stupid Assholes EP due January 2072

You heard it first. Thank god for talamie halbert and his insane mixing talents. Justo tomorrow's uma desculpa afastadoPeace
Posted by The Mysterious Beards on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST

New Studio Tracks Coming Soon

We are heading back into the studio soon to record acouple of our new songs. Stay posted for details.
Posted by The Mysterious Beards on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

Sandwhich conflict splits up band, show thursday

The night before our first NYC gig we were enjoying a sandwhich when mark ripped the cheese into too many pieces and forced everyone into an uncomfortable position. No one wants to eat cheese like tha...
Posted by The Mysterious Beards on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

Mark's "Lack of Beard" destroys band morale

Mark's beard is non-existant...it grows in all patchy and weird.....he looks like a caucasian Che, only lame.  So how am I supposed to play in a band with this kid under a band name where the mai...
Posted by The Mysterious Beards on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST