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Sgt. Stirling

mrstirling

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI am Sgt. Stirling.
You are not.
You are not like me.
I am better.
You will do what I tell you to.

Hail Sgt. Stirling!


The 9 Principals Of Sgt. Stirling.


1. Sgt. Stirling promotes indulgence instead of abstinence
2. Sgt. Stirling promotes vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
3. Sgt. Stirling promotes undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
4. Sgt. Stirling promotes kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates
5. Sgt. Stirling promotes vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
6. Sgt. Stirling promotes responsibility to the responsible instead of pretending everyone is equal
7. Sgt. Stirling promotes man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all
8. Sgt. Stirling promotes the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
9. Sgt. Stirling promotes The Shanklin Freak Show!

Hail Sgt. Stirling!


WORLD DOMINATION!!!


Deathstars - Cyanide


Rammstein - Mein Teil


Ministry - Scarecrow


My Interests

I hit things with sticks.
Sometimes, other people.

I LIKE


Power
Control
Respect
Dongs

I DON'T LIKE


Weakness.
Happieness.
Democracy.
Shitty dongs.

I'd like to meet:

No one.

But you'd like to meet me.

Music:

Rammstein
Deathstars
Ministry
Marilyn Manson
Global Citizen
Razorshite

Movies:

Downfall
Apocalypse Now
Deathwatch
Army Of Darkness
300
Police Academy 6

Television:

Anything to do with war.

Books:

World Domination For Dummies.

Heroes:

Kim Jong-il.

My Blog

I command you to watch this.

Neo Nazis! ...
Posted by Sgt. Stirling on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

Meet your master...

Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar ...
Posted by Sgt. Stirling on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:19:00 PST