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About Me

'Half man, Half Android, and part Sybian Sex Machine'.

By a freak accident of chance caused by a Rat chewing through a piece of audio cable at a High powered Laser laboratory, UBERLASER was teleported back from the year 2983 to our current time and space.Stepping out from the Hyperspace Transit bubble he realised his travel back through time had landed him directly on to the stage of an on-going Rock gig. Sadly, the Indie-Rock band who had been performing on the stage at that very moment were instantly vaporised as a result, leaving behind just a pile of dirty teeshirts and jeans. Casually kicking aside the soiled clothes and smoldering guitar debris UBERLASER dusted off his 'New Rock' space boots, tightened his Chrome Gauntlets, adjusted the focus of his Uberlaser protection goggles, and started out on his one Cyborg crusade to blast wimpy music into space and unite the galaxy in the name of ELECTRO.
UBERLASERS FRIENDS LIST
UBERLASER is relatively selective about people in his friends list. He is not interested in adding bands just for the sake of their own publicity.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/8/2006
Band Website: uberlaser.com
Band Members: UBERLASER - Electropop made in a dark secret underground laboratory by a Cybernetic Organism named 'UBERLASER', a female Robot named 'Synthia' and a toy army of plastic Robonagis.
Currently located on the south coast of the UK, but teleporting to a gig close to you far sooner than you will ever be prepared for.

Never take yourself and your music too seriously . . .
Here's Zlad with 'Electronik 'Supersonik' :-D

Influences: ELECTROPOP / SYNTHPOP / TECHNO / ELECTRO / SYNTH. Eurodance, New Italo, ItaloDisco, Ladytron, Soft Cell, Gary Numan, Depeche Mode, New Order, Kraftwerk, Karl Bartos, Joy Division, Ultravox, John Foxx, Billy Currie, Human League, The Art of Noise, Yello, Yazoo, O.M.D., Suicide, Sparks, Howard Jones, The Associates, Billy MacKenzie, Army of Lovers, Bodies without Organs, Vacuum, Desireless, Visage, Eurythmics, The Assembly, Koto, Jean Michel Jarre, Modern Talking, Joy, Gazebo, Savage, Ken Laszlo, Valerie Dore, Suzanne Meals, Dora Carofiglio and Novecento, Miko Mission, Man Parrish, Italo disco, Euro disco, Eurobeat, Hi-NRG . . . just like the beat, the list goes on . . .
Sounds Like:

'Like Vin Diesel and Jan Hammer had an Electropop lovechild' - N.M.E. (Nigel Marigold Engeltrumper) 'A Bloody Row!' - The mincing queen who lives in the flat upstairs
'He gives me Aural pleasure' - Miss Natasha Whiplash

Record Label: My genius has not yet been discovered
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Please vote for me in the IoW Live/Wired Competition

Hi everyone Oh well - In for a penny - In for a pound - I've entered the 2nd round of the Live/Wired competition run by the local newspaper, the County Press.I would be very grateful if you would...
Posted by Uberlaser on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:46:00 PST

UBERLASER is CAPTAIN HOOK in PETER PAN - Medina Theatre, Newport, IoW

Hi folksIf you fancy have a laugh and a great time, why not come down to the Medina Theatre in Newport, Isle of Wight this Xmas and see this years Pantomime!* PETER PAN *STARRING UBERLASER as CAPTAIN ...
Posted by Uberlaser on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:01:00 PST

Rizla / Bestival Competition

Fred says: yo Brian! Brian says: yo Fred! Fred says: Just looked at the rizla comp results for the bestival Brian says: Oh Yeah? Fred says: Doesn't look like we made it though - If you are from Leeds ...
Posted by Uberlaser on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:50:00 PST