Movies:
Comme toutes petites filles, elle aimerait être embrassée par son Papa.*who, when, where, and how i fuck is none of your concern.*this is business and this man is taking it very very personal.*He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen.*She's already seen every fucking psychiatrist in the world and they sent me to you, now you're gonna send me back to them!*This is god...; This is it, Jennifer: your big break in TV. Welcome to prime time, bitch.; whats the matter, tounge-tied.*I'm sure Hansels heard of styling gel, he's a male model.*I'm my own best friend.*They said you was hung...They was right.*Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.*Deeper...Deeper...Deeper.*Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it.*Who's scruffy-looking?*No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong.*I'm the master, and you're the puppet!*All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!*Snackcake.*No libido to attack?!?!*Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle-Tom nigger!*What the FUCK is so funny about me?*If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.*It's what you want? Yeah. Uh-huh -
(interrupts and kisses her. She kisses him back. He pushes her head down to his lap.)*I'm afraid, Dave.*I'm afraid you'll break my heart.Then I'll steal your heart instead.*As....you....wiiish.*You're a Gelfling? I thought I was the only one.*I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you.*Eat shit and live, Bill.*STATION!*No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.*your mom goes to college*I'm the Dude, man.*I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat*You can actually taste the vanilla beans...*half the money and a ride*I want to be on you; Thats how I roll!*(A knife through the chest while having sex on a bunk-bed)*They're watching Snow White. And they love it.*Fred, what we want is, I think, what everyone wants, and what you and your viewers have: civilization.*Aw, go to hell, I'm not waving at ya!*At least we've got it stopped. Yeah, as long as the Arctic stays cold.*Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.*This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe... Say it in English! YOU, sir, are an ASS!*That beats any meat injection.*Ass to ass.*Every night, thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some fuckin' pinata exploded.*You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.*All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient, polite manner.* show me the way to go home...boomboomboom. im tired and i want to go to bed*i NEED to eat you...no i mean NOW (wait, thats not a quote, kash said that...zombies)*Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.*Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!*Cobwebs*Springtime for Hitler and Germany*King hump Queen*Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement, Taco Bell.*(head smashed asian style)*I stole the baby from you while you were taking a peepee!*Next time do me a favor, take a moment and pull your heads out of each others asses.*Well she turned me into a newt. A newt? ...I got better.*Gimme some sugar, baby.*we'll be friends to the end. Hidee HO, hee hee hee*Look at me Damien! It's all for you.*When you come in here and you hear me typing (CLICK CLICK CLICK) or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in.*They're here.*Never say die; Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.*FEED ME!*Doe, a deer...*pratically perfectly in every way.*(a leach on the penis)*Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies!*(creep girl crawling out of a TV)*I'm bad, Pee-wee. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner. A rebel.*(puncturing a water bed w/ his hands)*That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.*top-five reasons to love this movie as much as i do: best break-up film ever, john cusack, jack black, music, and wit*old people doing interviews!*Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.*It fell out of your hair like that.*That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit.*Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."*That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?*it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.*Nice fuckin' model. HONK HONK*You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?*I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.*If she kept going that way she would have gone straight to the castle*Pie crust promises, easily made easily broken.*It's only with the heart that one can see clearly. What's essential, is invisible to the eye.* She's my sister (slap) She's my daughter (slap) she's my sister she's my daughter (slap slap)*1-They have weapons.2-So what. (2 gets shot off the porch)1-FUCK!*a seventeen year old, classic rock loving, dungeons and dragons obsessed, Jesus freak , with a fish.. on his truck.*Don't worry about it."
Television:
i like cartoons: home movies, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, the tick, venture brothers, the brak show, simpsons, freakazoid, space ghost, family guy, futurerama, clerks, spongebob, and star wars clone wars. stand up comics work for me too.
