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About Me

Judgemental fool. Sarcastic ass. Cynical dick. Bitter and offensive. Short, bald, fat. What I lack in looks I don't make up for in personality. Essentially, I am everything that every woman has ever wanted.

I cry at the end of The Big Lebowski and within the first 30 seconds of Scruffy. I laughed through the Exorcist the first time I saw it, then I couldn't sleep for an entire week.

The scariest movie I have ever seen is Jesus Camp.

"Everyone talks about your drinking, no one ever mentions your thirst." - Sos Bagramyan

I have come to the realization that if you know me, you love me; if you think you know me, you hate me; and if you don't know me, you are lucky.

My Interests

Education, Music, Sports (in that order)

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." - the C-man

I'd like to meet:

Dick Mangan

Music:

Here is a list of my favorite songs, courtesy of Clark

Gospel
"Sweet Hour Of Bosco"
"What a Friend We Have In Joe Bosco"
"How Great Thou Art, Joe"
"When Joe Bosco Was On The Cross"
"Joe Bosco Is Coming Soon"
"O Come O Come (on my face) Joe Bosco"

Christmas
"We Wish You a Merry Bosco"
"Joy to the World (Cause Bosco's Here)"
"Deck the Halls with Balls of Bosco"
"Joe Bosco's Coming to Town"
"Joe Bosco the red nosed reindeer"

Rock
"knockin on Joe Bosco's door"
"stairway to Joe Bosco"
"whole lotta Joe Bosco"
"runnin down a Joe Bosco"
"honky tonk Bosco"
"wish you were Joe Bosco"
"what if joe bosco was one of us"
"Joe Will Rock You"
"Joe is the Champion"
"Fat Bottomed Joes"
"Boscoian Rhapsody"

Courtesy of Rynae
"Luck Be a Joe Bosco Tonight"

and anything by that grea band "The Goldfish Four"

Movies:

Anything from Mel Brooks and Joe vs. the Volcano (thanks Tony, still haven't watched it, but the thought was the best)

Television:

"I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book."- Groucho Marx

Books:

Delano, by John Orozco Harry Potter (yeah, I admit it), anything by Bill Bryson and Mark Bowden

Heroes:

Everyone that frequents Stony Point, especially the old timers that love to share their experience and help other people learn new climbs.

Jeff, the guy that Stephen, Clark, and I met outside of the movie theater in La Canada after seeing Spiderman 3

Bob Ross

My Blog

Wonderful

The scenery was beautiful; a break in the vegetation showing the cliff directly below me and the expanse of the valley beyond it. I stood on the edge of the cliff thinking how wonderful it would be fo...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:51:00 PST

Bazooka Joe

One of my co-workers brought in some of her [son's] Halloween candy today so that she [her husband] wouldn't eat all of it. She offered me some, and I accepted a few pieces, among which was a piece of...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST

Life Cycle

I was born, and then I went to school. I went to school, and now I work. I will work, and then I will retire. I will live as a retiree, and then I will die.I like knowing the ending before it happens,...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:24:00 PST

Silly

So, you'll go to multiple dealerships, and even check out multiple makes and models of cars if you are looking for a new vehicle. You'll look at numerous different houses if you are looking for a new ...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:00:00 PST

Sustainable Development

Sustainable Development: Is anyone else as scared about this as I am? I cannot imagine any scenario where "development" is "sustainable" forever. To borrow a term from thermodynamics, nothing is susta...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

Time to be scared

I watched Jesus Camp over the weekend and it scared the living crap out of me. Seriously, if you don't like horror films, don't watch this movie. I don't really want to elaborate because thinking abou...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:45:00 PST

Insanity and Jacob (two unrelated topics)

They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results. If that is true, what is doing different things over and over, while experiencing the same results? Is that ...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

When I grow up&

I want to be an old man in a coffee shop, ordering my single cup of coffee and reading the paper before going about my day which ever way I see fit. I will be able to draw from experience to give anyo...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:40:00 PST

Same Sex Marriage

There is nothing wrong with two members of the same sex marrying each other. Period. You want to argue about it with me then please feel free. But read this before hand.(I will try to leave out my com...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

The Anthropic Principle

From my casual interest in quantum physics I have come across a concept which attempts to explain why the universe, in specific the earth, is suitable for life. The anthropic principle essentially sta...
Posted by Joe Bosco on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:41:00 PST