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IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS

Do not ask the Lord to guide your guide your footsteps, if you are'nt willing to move your feet!

About Me

background-color:000000; backfound this guys layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments Hmmm about me, one of my favorite subject j/k! Well im a charismatic character with good heart and an even better sense of humor. I was born in a little country town in Virginia called Portsmouth (if you squint real hard on the map then you'll find it) but now i live in Los Angeles trying to do my thing thang in the entertainment world. I know it may sound a little cliche but i've actually been doing very well with it, ive gotten the chance to travel all over the world to places like Japan, Egypt, Africa, and London in order to keep smiles on people background-color:000000; backfound this guys layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments 's faces not to mention dough in my pocket. I graduated for Georgia Military College with a degree in Mass Marketing and Theater. I enjoy doing stand up comedy , writing, acting , photograghy, dancing just to name a few. So holla a brotha if you think that you can keep up. one Get your own free cool template at MySpace Layouts
ABOUT
Name: Reign Morton
Birthday: july 18
Birthplace: Portsmouth va
Current Location: Los Angles Ca
Eye Color: doo- doo brown
Hair Color: negro black
Height: 6'1 (6'5 in heel....um dont ask lol)
Right Handed or Left Handed: left baby!!!!!
Your Heritage: 100% regular negro (what the heck is regular negro anyway)
The Shoes You Wore Today: all white air force ones
Your Weakness: big ol booties
Your Fears: a world witout big ol booties
Your Perfect Pizza: a free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Booking a national
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol (especially cause when you type it you usually arent doing it)
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my draws
Your Best Physical Feature: ive been told i have a pretty photogenic penis...but lets just say my skin
Your Bedtime: when the cows come home
Your Most Missed Memory: going to mt trashmore on a sunny day (va people know what im talking bout)
Pepsi or Coke: growing up we couldnt afford neither, we was drinkin sam's choice ya heard
MacDonalds or Burger King: da king
Single or Group Dates: single dates...group sex IM PLAYING!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: what do you have against strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: not big on caffeine, got enough energy to hold my own
Do you Smoke: an occasioinal black and mild never hurt, except for that time that i burnt myself
Do you Swear: HELL NAW i aint down with that shit
Do you Sing: like a song bird
Do you Shower Daily: of course, who doesnt?
Have you Been in Love: yes, and why does it hurt soooo good?
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: yes it s the american way
Do you belive in yourself: deep down, more than anything
Do you get Motion Sickness: i dont think so
Do you think you are Attractive: confidence is a virtue i do have
Are you a Health Freak: i t hit the health club er now and then, sometimes it hits me back though
Do you get along with your Parents: oh yes, they just dont get along with each other
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and a little piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um does tequilla count?
In the past month have you Smoked: um yeah.... smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: naw drugs are for losers and people with too much time on their hands
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, and it was simple but lovely
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: im there now....weird
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope i dont do oreos anymore, i dont like the way the make my teeth look
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: pat month ive lived in Japan
In the past month have you been on Stage: im always on somebody's stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope cant say that i have
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never done that before... want too but im worried about "shrinkage"
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ive stolen the spotlight
Ever been Drunk: yep, buzzed is cool but drunk i can do without
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: not really, ive technically lost a fight before back in gradeschool , but ive never been beaten up before
Ever Shoplifted: yep and got caught... that was sooo emabarrasing but it was a good life lesson
How do you want to Die: having sex with a beautiful woman when im the ripe old age of 107
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: and successful stand up comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter, as long as its not blood shot
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: depends on how good the weave is
Height: between 5'3- 5'9
Weight: not too skinny and not too big around 137lbs
Best Clothing Style: babyphat looks nice, but it doesnt mater
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0-1 and the one cant be crack
Number of CDs I own: Ipod is the new thing
Number of Piercings: depends on where
Number of Tattoos: none is fine with me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont deal with regrets, what ever ive done has aided in making me the man i am today
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My Interests

I have alot of interest, get ready...... I like to draw, paint, act, do stand up comedy, play sports, write scene plays, poetry, dance, photography, singing , writing music and composing beats, playing guitar, and competitve masturbation.

I'd like to meet:

I'd really like to meet Oprah and Condelleza Rice. I would rub them down in hot mashed potatos and make them wrestle form my love and affection, but in the end they would both be victorious!! Nah im just playing, id like to meet anyone who can influence my life in a positive way!!!!!

Music:

yeah music has to be my first love. Im musically influenced be people like....Donny Hathaway, Marvin Gaye, BOYZ II MEN, MUSIQ, INDIA ARIE, MILES DAVIS, FRANK SINATRA, JAY Z, OUTKAST, THE OJAYS, BRIAN MCKNIGHT, CEE-LO GREEN, THE DUNGEON FAMILY, just to name a few, there are many more but its hard to come up wtuh them off the top of my head....get off my case man!!

Movies:

I like to consider myself a movie afficianado, there's nothing better than curling up with my lady and watching movies like......THE FIVE HEARTBEATS, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, TRAINING DAY, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, FRIDAY, KINGS OF COMEDY, STIR CRAZY, EDDIE MURPHY RAW, MENACE TO SOCIETY, ARMEGEDON, CRASH, GLORY, ANCHORMAN, ROCKY I,2,3,4&5, BACK TO THE FUTURE, LOVE JONES, FIGHT CLUB, BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT, there are many more but i'm tired of thinking and my brain is starting to hurt!

Television:

i decided in order to succeed in my career im going to have to watch alot less television, it rots the brain. But when i do watch tv its usually Comedy central or Sportscenter yes ladies, Sportscenter!!

Books:

Im a big James patterson fan, i like the way he keeps his readers turning them pages without thinking about it. Youd start the chapter and next thing you know you'd be half way through the book!

Heroes:

My, biggest hero or shall i say heroine is my mother, because of her strength and willingness to survive at all cost!! Thats a good woman. Some of my other heroes are Muhammed Ali, Nat Turner, Thurgood Marshall,Malcom X, and Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chappelle, . ..

My Blog

I THINK GOD HAS DIPPLES...

    I think that God has dimples.  I bet that He has the most wonderful, toothiest, warm and inviting grin that is known to man.  True indeed he probably is a very busy guy an...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:36:00 PST

the next Jennifer Hudson

Dakari (2 years old at the time) singing " And I am telling you" she's singing her heart out!!! More Videos Here! ...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:39:00 PST

RETURN OF THE MACK

    ..Billy Dee "muthafreakin" Williams!  Women want him and men want to be him (sure those women and men are probably your mothers and fathers age but still).  This...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR MY ASS!!

  So im scrolling through my cell phone directory and I came to the sad realization that i dont have any real friends.  Now dont get me wrong i do have acquintances, associates and let...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST

IS NEW YORK MAKING STRIDES FOR ALL HOOCHIE-KIND, OR IS IT JUST MORE TOMFOOLERY?

I'm pretty sure that most of you are familiar with last year's ratings monster show "Flava of Love" starring the incorrigable come-back king Flavor Flav.  Well VH1 has managed to do it again by s...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

THE MARTIN LUTHER KING & I

Ahhhh, nothing like a relaxing Monday at home chilling on the computer, no work or school.  To whom do i owe the pleasure of this wonderful leisurely day luxury,  Dr. Martin Luther King...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:07:00 PST

YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THE CRUST OF A MUTHAF*CKA!

A woman told me recently that she loved me and it got my gears to working .Im sure that we all are familiar with this thing God created known as love.  However it would seem that nowadays people ...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

"YES, DO YOU HAVE THIS NIGGER BABY IN A SIZE 3 PLEASE"

   Steven Spielberg, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Madonna and even Mr. Drummond from Diff'rent Strokes,  I ask you what do all of these white people have in common besides ...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

HOW COME DEAD BLACK CELEBS GET NO PRESS?

I guess by now youve already heard about  the Soulful Teddy Bear Gerald LeVert passing away this weekend from a heart attack at the age of 40.  Actaully to be real maybe some of you havent h...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

DEAR DADDY NOV 8 1955 - OCT 14, 2006

Dear Daddy, We just buried you yesterday Pop.  I really hoped that you liked the suit that Rita and I picked out for you, you always did know to look sharp as a porcupine's spine.  You shou...
Posted by IM LIKE A FLY MALCOLM X "BUY ANY JEANS NECESS on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST