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Vincent D. Petroleum

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About Me

I'm Devin.I make cartoons for people who want to pay money to have them made. It's a living.Horse sex is da' bomb!The rest of the time, I toil away in my dark Bridgeport parlour, planning a rock and roll evolution. I pray, guitar, sting, produce electronic sounds through my ass, and beat off when I'm nervous or bored.I have a poopbutton.Quotes:Me: GUEZZ WHO THIS IZ Me: MUALALLALAALLOLOLOL ­Sarah: Ummm ­Me: OH GOD I'M GOING TO CUM ­Sarah: Scuba Steve? Sarah: Please be Scuba Steve Sarah: Please be Scuba Steve
AIM s/n: Devinomatic...
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My Interests

Black Forest Devil, Anacondas, Animation, Pipes and Knives, Beer, 'Merica! Moose Code, Retro-Futurism, Dimes, Sporting Caps and Goggles, Boots and Braces, Baby Showers, Cigars, Throwing Knees, Soccer Moms, Climbing shit at random and getting too drunk to get back down, Burlesque, Deep-Dish Pizza, Fresh Breast Milk, and the Robot Apocalypse.

I'd like to meet:

Rockers, Greasers, Skins, Dames, and all the rest.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

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Me: I just got this plug-in that shows whoever visits my profile what music I'm listening to.
Curt: Cool. Too bad they don't make a plug-in that makes people care.

Music:

Rock & Roll, The 'Billys, Industrial and hard hitting Electronica, Skinhead Oi!, Oldies, Reggae Ska & Dub, Fuckin' Metal, Irish Trad, Bathtub Farts

Movies:

Gangs of New York. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Triplets of Belleville. American Movie. Welcome to the Dollhouse.

Television:

I'd watch a bit of television if the news weren't diluted, and Chicago actually broad-casted their local hockey team, AND if they broadcast gay porn in the afternoon.

Books:

Instruction manuals, ebooks of How-To's, ancient tomes, stuff like 'at.

Heroes:

Dr. Steel, Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. Evil, Dr. Seuss, Mr. T, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Hobo, Mrs. Fields

My Blog

I’ve had a few.

Not drinks.. regrets!I'm sitting here lamenting about decisions (mostly one decision) I've made in the past few years, and I really wanna know what the hell I was thinking at the time.If there's anyth...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:22:00 PST

Me and her, the quiz.

What are your middle names?Mine- MichaelHers- MaryHow long have you been together?I'd estimate half a year.Do you have any children together?We're sharing joint custody of my drooly couch-monster.What...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:24:00 PST

Survey thingamabobberdooba.

How old was the last person you kissed?Aged like me!Has anyone ever told you that they want to spend the rest of their life with you?Yep, but we were both pretty young.Would you change anything about ...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:34:00 PST

Ikea + Animation = Good weekend.

This has been a kickass weekend so far.Liz and I headed to Superdawg yesterday and ate the hell out of some greazy food, and on a whim we both randomly decided to drive out to Ikea since we were a goo...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:51:00 PST

Questionairevey

Two things first.For some reason, I want a Robo Hamster.I shaved my moustache.  I still have the mindset of "If it's absence spurs conversation, I hope the discussion lasts less than 15 seconds."...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PST

In one knee jerk motion..

..I've put another two on my shit list.The names stay anonymous and and the reasons stay personal, but I'm sticking to my guns.This decision only reminds me of how precious those who I can proudly pro...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:53:00 PST

I’M GOING TO CUM

..and so are you, because you get to read a survey I filled out.1. What's one thing thats heavily weighing on your mind?Nothing is weighing on my mind, and that's the problem.  I'm in a little st...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:27:00 PST

Epic Dream.

I was in the parking lot outside of Unique Thrift Shoppe, and a late nite taco place had just opened up right next door to it.  I went inside, ordered, and waited what seemed to be an hour for my...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:37:00 PST

Method

Tonight has brought some of the most pleasing composing I think I've been able to willingly crank out in a long time.  I couldn't be happier for how well everything is gelling in my head and hand...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:29:00 PST

Hellsome.

Xmas was miserable, yet undeniably memorable.I come back to the city with open arms, fists flying and tiny legs spinning aggressively to catch the speeding ground.  Mind stocked with a plethora o...
Posted by Vincent D. Petroleum on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:00:00 PST