Starch, highlighting, buffalo wings, alcohol, trannies, air-conditiong, lipgloss, CHEETOS, bacon, over-indulging in general, singing in Swedish, bathing frequently, bronzer, forensics, early onset Allzheimers, travelling - though not on planes, avoiding homework, jiggling, anti-wrinkle cream, noodles, laughing, hawaiian music (preferably while studying), big jewelry, getting skin cancer, breaking things with my ass.
Other bloatees.
Windpipes.
THE OFFICE!!!!!
I can't read anymore...please.
Chester the Cheetah, Borat.