Pat James

Pat James likes to take a fresh approach to everything he does, including his music. Fresh like the smell of "cheap 99 cent store aftershave". He loves the smell of cheap aftershave and drenches himself in it before hittin the town and on a daily basis! Pat James is from a small town. He decided to quit his dishwashing job and move to the city when he heard a rumor that the city was full of nuthin but tootie fruities and a whole lotta rich old women that are needin good lovin and were willin to pay good money for it too! but other than that he's a...Singer/Songwriter/Musician ...........Just wrote 2 new songs guaranteed to be phenominal, mindblowing, revolutionary, life changing hits. Including the new Dance Craze ...."The Pussycat slide" - The rattlesnake shake was so last year, if you can't do this one your probably gay or sumthin...and ....."the Jug Band Rock and Roll" - a rock n roll tribute to those early shoeless, corn liquor, canned heat drinkin, dirty from the coal mine, overall wearin, beale street poker playin, Jug Blowin tennessee cats.