Princess Fancypants - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I AM BORING. I am faking it, and I don't fuck so good. I don't like to be touched, and I don't care. There is something inherently wrong with me that no ammount of psychothereapy can cure, so if I don't know you... go away. If this doesn't deter you, have you checked out my stats?

My Interests

I AM BORING. Picking out spelling and grammatical errors, correcting people. Hating emoticons and the truncation of words by omission of vowels.

I'd like to meet:

Unfunny people, or your mom, actually nobody. I know too many people already. Perhaps someone who knows the proper usage for a semi-colon.

Music:

Barry Manilow, Tom Jones, the drippy faucet or some shit like that, but not in a cool ironic way, I'm just really boring.

Movies:

I don't watch movies as much as I watch the blue screen and I really miss when the TV used to have the composition cover static on it; that was fascinating, and not on drugs, I just don't care to watch movies.

Television:

see above. Movies=Television.

Books:

I don't read books, just the backs of them, and then I pretend that I have read them, so if we have similar interests, I am just faking it.... same with sex.

Heroes:

I don't care. I am faking it anyway, and I guess I am pretty lame at it too.