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Distress

Put your hands up: the building is crumbling.

About Me

Made of meat. Mostly.

My Interests

Waiting on the fairground while my friends ride the ferris wheel. Forgiving my co-workers after they sleep with my girlfriends. Watching sporting events without knowing what's going on. Holding back tears of joy.

I'd like to meet:

The naive

Music:

Your band is great. Thank you for putting me on the list. Are there any drink tickets?

Movies:

I enjoy it when Warren Oates gets shot without deserving it.

Television:

Can't afford one. Plus light makes me dizzy.

Books:

Have misplaced the three crayons that I ate.

Heroes:

Col. Hogan. I guess I lied about the television thing.

My Blog

Bears = Jews

I guess whiteness doesn't count for much these days....
Posted by Distress on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

German humor

Be a clown. Be a clown. All the world. Loves a clown.
Posted by Distress on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

I'm blogging the Berlin Film Festival.

A/K/A the Berlinale. A few bugs need to be taken care of, but the first posting is up. Come and see, come and see. And leave a comment or three. -- dS...
Posted by Distress on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

The Master Species

Verrry InterestingVerrry Interesting, indeed.
Posted by Distress on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:06:00 PST

Germans solve world hunger problem

Hippity HopAddendum...
Posted by Distress on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:14:00 PST

Santa shows his true colors

Round up the elves.
Posted by Distress on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:49:00 PST