That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy

About Me

What to say I am a 30 year old man trapped in the body of a 5 year old kid with an ET sweat shirt on! Ok maybe not but i can make one hell of a Twinkieweinercola Smoothie! I am a thinker and tinker, not to be confused with a thinking tinkler, I have no L in my tink. Hmm sounds kinda incriminating. I like long walks off short piers, rollerblading in the rain, and dressing like a clown to ride the IT around town. On nice sunny summer days I adorne a parka, so that I don't catch a cold. In the winter I run around in my jams professing to others that "the weather is only part of how you feel, and I feel like I am on a beach in Aruba!" I enjoy looking for change in dryers and taking pictures of my feet while doing a duce. I stay up late nights and watch the the international channel and watch the best of Bollywood, man those Indonisians can dance! Watch out MC Hammer! I also have been know to listen to NPR and beatbox and see if I can put out a show stopping jam that I can ride its coat tails to fame. Oh yeah I also like to come up with new ways to eat SPAM. I also want to say whats up with my ethicity having to be OTHER ... I am a HEINZE 57 straight up MUTT!!! I have a little of everything thats why I am so damn Miles Davis, and thats the damn truth! Oh yeah did I already say that I live the life of a rock star? Yeah its true.

My Interests

I have a fondness for fondue! I do fondue do you? Silly String .. lots and lots of Silly String! Art and arty things ...My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

I'd like to meet:

Trouble makers, class clowns, real clowns, Twinkie the Kid!, and the me from past that has the Delorean...

Music:

I like pretty much most stuff I am a random mix bag. I dig NERDCORE Hip Hop. Mostly though I listen to a lot of Polka. I just bought my self a little squeze box, perhaps I shall start a band. I was digging through a buncha old CD's and an old PS CD ... Funny its the same one that Is popular now ... does that make me uber cool or what? I guess I need to destroy it now ... jk. Whats Grego got in his head fones? At the moment I have a huge collection from Go Home Productions (MashUPS), PS, Feelies, EDAN, Four Tet,MC CHRIS,Tha Shack Shakers, DJ Quick, Tommy Feburary, David Banner, Frontalot, Letters from Cleo, Immortal Technique, Dragon Ash, and of course the 419qlick! *** I thought about cutting this and reposting but .. sadly it would be the same or very close ..

Movies:

That one with that one guy in it, you know that one! Oh yeah I write them and then they get made (some times)

Television:

TV is a cruel joke, one that is not your friend. I write TV shows too, these some times get turned down by FOX exec's and then get made into movies (FINGERS CROSSED)

Books:

I prefer Movies and TV over books because books are just words and Movies and TV are words with music and pictures ... um yeah ... Currently I am reading -- The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

My Two Dads and of course MR T. e.e.

My Blog

Hipster Olympics

Oh Insomnia look at what you made me find ... Check out this video: Hipster Olympics Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:34:00 PST

Its been a a while ...

Well this week I make the first road trip of the year 2007 ... I am helping my cusion Phil movie to Las Vegas. We are in for a 18 hours of driving sweetness as we manuver huge peices of machiner...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

Inspiration hits like Diarrhea or How I get my Juices Flowing

Sometimes to come up with BEYOND AMAZING WRITTING we have to search deep to get those inspirations that get us moving. For my cohort it is BODYSLAM, a fine film, that is not just BEYOND AMAZING WRITT...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

OMG its soo HUGE!!!

CHECK IT OUT!! http://www.myspace.com/twowriters
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

Im a Crafty Bastard!!

Hey yall check out this supa sweet website!!! http://home.comcast.net/~itsag.a.s/itsag.a.s.htmlOk so it's kinda simple and there is no shopping cart so its like 96 style but hey guess what?? It's ther...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

WTF!!! LOOK WHAT MIKE AND I GOT OURSELVES INTO NOW!!

Michael Tanner & Greg Smith,Your teleplay submission has made it to the next round of consideration!Thank you for submitting "Two Weeks and a Briefcase" to the 2006 SlamdanceTeleplay Competition spons...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

For those who don't know ..

My great aunt passed over the weekend. Thanks for the support and the good words ... we are holding up .. I do belive that we drank through alot of Sake and have a huge bill of phone calls to Japan. ...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

The day was to be like this ..

I was supposed to meet up with the family and have dinner to celebrate my moms birthday, then off to the Bedroom Club as usual Wednesday night itinerary would have me belive. I got a call from my dad ...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

OH BOY!! INSOMNIA!!

I am soo tired I want to sleep I want to sleep .. I would say that clowns would eat me but then that would be self cannibalisam and then I guess I would prove the saying you are what you eat ... oh ma...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

Look what I can do!!

So for those who didn't know I worked with my friend Mike "KICK ASS" Tanner on a project that we entered into the Comedy Centrals Test Pilots Comp. here it is for kicks and giggles for a min please go...
Posted by That Guy ... Greg!!/DJ OMG/ClownBoy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST