About Me
My name is Gordon Shumway...but you can call me Alf.
My human family named me Alf...short for Alien Life Form.
I was born and raised on the planet Melmac.
I graduated from Melmac Highschool
I can whistle with my lips closed
I like snacking on cats...but thats not allowed here on Earth
I am really 249 years old
Back home on Melmac I was a part time male model.
Melmac
Facts
Some Random Melmac Facts
Most Melmacians are ten years old before they can hum
Melmacian pigs can be taught to spell the word "syrup
Melmac's national pastime is mining for yogurt
Melmacian nacho chips can cough on command
Melmacian trashcans don't have handles
Melmacian flowers sweat
No one named Beaver ever ran for public office
Melmacians don't wear felt on most holidays
In 1847, Melmacians began using the word, "weenie"
On Melmac, Some farm animals can wink
As early as age six, Melmacian squirrels are taught to laugh at wool
On Melmac, dwarves don't pay rent
The biggest clothing craze on Melmac was see-through socks
The smallest creature on Melmac is a squish; named after the sound it makes if you accidentally step on it
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