up.up.down.down.left.right.left.right.bastart

About Me

Most say Im an asshole, I think im just sarcastic to the point that im considered an asshole.......Im a certified, soon to be star certified technician at fletcher jones mercedes benz.........I love to paintball and shoot people until they cry.......My gun is my heart and soul...... ..

My Interests

Cars......Domestic V8s..........Imports...........I totalled my teg :( I now own am 05 nissan frontier! Its my fourth car and prolly the most comfortable one. Um other than that I like to make stupid people feel stupid.

I'd like to meet:

midgets

Music:

Classic rock, 80's music, some rap, some punk, some new age whiney shit, basically anything.

Movies:

Dumb and dumber is the all time greatest movie ever, Boondock saints, old school, super troopers, any good stoner movies (Im not one tho)

Television:

Chappelle - IM RICK JAMES BITCH! southpark, simpsons, family guy, the shield

Books:

What the hell is a book?

Heroes:

Me of course, you are the only person you should look up to, everyone else will screw you in the end.....

My Blog

chuck norris facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face....
Posted by up.up.down.down.left.right.left.right.bastart on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:56:00 PST

Reasoning to not get married

what happens when you marry that one special girl, you have kids and then what happens she becomes a behemoth, a verifyable BEAST, thunder ass, lazy fucking bitch that wont stop complaining, wants YOU...
Posted by up.up.down.down.left.right.left.right.bastart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST