Schaefuck R.I.P. VTEC - ProfilesArchive

About Me

If cars were made in heaven, they'd be designed by Italians and built by Germans. Heaven would also be run by the Germans, with accounts done by the Swiss, catered by the French and clothed by Italians. Hell, on the other hand, would be run by the French, accounts done by the Italians, catered by the Germans and clothed by the Swiss.I'm a professional punk. I'm the most logical/irrational person you may or may not know. I test the boundaries. I'm subtle like a 2 X 4 to the skull. I love volkswagens because it's a culture. I've been around the world and embrace everyone's right to individual beliefs. I like doing things that I'm not supposed to.I wanna see the constitution burned. I wanna watch the white house overturned. I wanna witness some blue blood bleed red. Wanna tar and lynch the KKK. Wanna pull and shoot the NRA. Wanna watch the lobbyists kill themselves. Murder the government! And then... Do it again!aim-SchaefLife [email protected]

My Interests

veedubs, being off probation, rockin parties, beer, broccoli, hallucinogens, other drugs, fast cars and electric guitars, audi's new look, my buddies, going to college, power tools, eric's music style and "painting", dead bodies, punk rock, napolean dynamite, myspace, poker, sunglasses, makin' that $, calling jacob tyler a "deuschebag", packing heat, lunch, women eating each others farts, adult swim, Mad Mike, Motorcycles, Energy drinks, Integra GSRs, VTEC, livin in the ghetto, strippers and hookers, ghost ridin.

I'd like to meet:

GG Allin Gibby Haynes

Music:

You watch this video now! S&M AIRLINES (NoFx)

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Movies:

the big labowski, kung fu movies.

Television:

family guy, adult swim, comedy central, law and order, the speed channel, chappelle's show.

Books:

lemon of pink is my fav.

Heroes:

Pops.

My Blog

R.I.P. VTEC. The only girl I really miss.

So as some of you know on the morning of April 19th I awoke to my worst fear. My car was stolen. But it wasn't just my car. It was my object of affection. I spent thousands of dollars and thousands of...
Posted by Schaefuck R.I.P. VTEC on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

Slut Girl!! My favorite new song!

Here's a song I ran across the other day... I wrote it more than a year ago with my friend Mark. Imagine the tune of loud, fast, chaotic punk rock riffs. SLUT GIRL Slut girl on the bed, Slut Gi...
Posted by Schaefuck R.I.P. VTEC on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:54:00 PST

Diesel versus gasoline: Audi's domination continues

When I think about automobile racing I think of a car that burns gasoline as fast as it can. Some people might even go as far as to say it's wasteful. Oil makes me think of Iraq makes me think of...
Posted by Schaefuck R.I.P. VTEC on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

ENERGY DRINKS!!

WOW ENERGY DRINKS ARE GREAT! THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO FUCKING GREAT! MAN THEY'RE AWESOME! YEAH I FEEL LIKE MY NINE-HUNDRED HORESEPOWER BLOWN HEMI 'CUDA COULD BLAST ME DOWN THE QUARTER-MILE! I COULD CHASE DO...
Posted by Schaefuck R.I.P. VTEC on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:36:00 PST

Pay with your time

Everyone, at some point, has reaped the benefits of volunteer work in their community. At local libraries, volunteers help to maintain the appearance and organizations of books. Thrift store products ...
Posted by Schaefuck R.I.P. VTEC on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:54:00 PST