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www.layoutpimper.comTo be honest, I'm the best thing since sliced bologna. I keep it real and when I'm not keeping it real I'm keeping it on a shelf in knick-knackville. I'm a big city girl with small city legs. I believe Hamburger Helper will never let you forget how helpful it is, that's why it's always on my nerves. I enjoy skiing and skydiving but not in that order. I think Scott Baio got a little too preachy towards the end of his life. When the voices tell me it's time to go to bed then you better believe I go to bed. I'd get more involved in community events if I wasn't under house arrest. If Cher was an astronaut I think she would have the best moon boots.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jugs McGiggly
Birthday: June 31, 2007
Birthplace: The crotchal area
Current Location: In a dumpster with your Dad
Hair Color: Steak
Height: So-so
Right Handed or Left Handed: Middle
Your Heritage: I am not of this planet.
Your Weakness: Being too awesome.
Your Fears: Getting mauled by a bear or having to make you dinner.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pears and tears
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose a limb
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Please die
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are my sheets wet?
Your Best Physical Feature: The one starring Olivia Newton John
Your Bedtime: Oh, about a quarter past.
Your Most Missed Memory: Yelling at the Pope.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Captain Beef's Good Time Hamburger Asylum
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the amount of restraining orders
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Wow, we're really getting personal now.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Cappuccino sounds too ethnic.
DDo you Shower Daily: Yes, again with your Dad.
Have you Been in Love: No, but I've been on the boat.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, for gun repair.
Do you want to get Married: No, married people have too many kitchen utensils.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, because I am the Easter Bunny
Do you get Motion Sickness: I guess so, I'm constantly vomiting.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, don't eat that!
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as they stay in jail.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They smell like the future
Do you play an Instrument: I think Carly Simon is a whore
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are not edible. Stop asking stupid questions
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Believe me, anything I dip will not be skinny. I am grossly overweight. I blame the moon's gravitational pull.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Three shrimp cocktails
Ever been Drunk: Not as much as your Mom
Ever been called a Tease: No, just late for dinner.
Ever been Beaten up: I am being beaten right now.
How do you want to Die: Catch fire then drown
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mayor McCheese
What country would you most like to Visit: The one with the wooden shoes and the windmills, but not Holland.
