*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Jason
Date of Birth: Jan. 18
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: chair
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6-0
Heritage: Scotch-Irish, a bit of Cherokee, etc.
Piercings: nope
Tattoos: negative
Favourite:
Band/Singer: probably the kazoo band I'm starting with my friend (we don't have a name yet, but we're gonna kick some serious ass!)
Song: Sandusky by Uncle Tupelo
Movie: the funniest thing I've seen lately is The Landlord, a short film with Will Ferrell
Disney Movie: Never Cry Wolf or The Straight Story
TV show: my tv broke so I tossed the damn thing out in the yard
Color: sky blue & forest green
Food: pizza pizza pizza!
Pizza topping: Sicilian-style with extra mushrooms, spinach, black olives, broccoli, sun-dried tomatoes... the works!
Ice-Cream Flavor: i don't eat ice cream
Drink (alcoholic): homemade blueberry vodka, Siberian Husky, Lynchburg Lemonade, Triple Black... but it's hard to beat a good margarita!
Soda: don't drink 'em
Store: Grimey's Record Shop
Clothing Brand: whatever's comfortable
Shoe Brand: again, whatever's comfortable. my dirty ol' hiking boots will do just fine.
Season: like 'em all
Month: probably April or October
Holiday/Festival: me loves Christmas!
Flower: daffodil, passion flower
Make-Up Item: huh?
Board game: Operation. I got nerves of steel. Trust me, you don't want none!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sun, rain, partly cloudy ... any day is a good day!
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate all the way
Fruit or veggie: dig 'em both
Night or day: they both have their advantages
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: are you serious?
Phone or in person: definitely in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: no thanks, i'll just have water
Hot or cold: i love hot weather. humidity? bring it on!
Your:
Goal for this year: more cowbell
Most missed memory: lazy summer days sitting outside with my baseball cards & comic books
Best physical feature: my wings
First thought waking up: where the hell am i?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: don't need any, my imperfections are perfect
Sesame street alter ego: Ernie is the man!
Fairytale alter ego: Puff the Magic Dragon
Most stupid remark: "i can't go hiking today, i have to work"
Worst crime: letting someone talk me into filling out this friggin survey
Greatest ambition: to have a positive impact on every person, place or thing I come in contact with
Greatest fear: i have no fears
Darkest secret: I haven't changed the baking soda in my fridge in like four years
Favorite subject: psychology
Strangest received gift: homemade zebra-print thong underwear (with the insignia: "watch out, this zebra kicks!")
Worst habit: i never answer my phone. answering machines: the greatest invention ever!
Do You:
Smoke: no
Drink: little bit
Curse: only when necessary, dammit!
Shower daily: if I have access to a shower, sure, i'll clean up a bit; but I really hate to ruin my grungy, mountain man reputation.
Like thunderstorms: love 'em
Dance in the rain: You bet ... but when the lightning starts flashing, my ass is gettin the hell outta there!
Sing: never, i wouldn't wanna scare anybody
Play an instrument: I can play a few things (guitar, flute, beer bottle, blade of grass), but I'm not gonna win any awards or anything
Get along with your parents: yeah
Wish on stars: no, i learned a long time ago that wishing is a waste of time; you gotta get out there and make it happen.
Believe in fate: sure
Believe in love at first sight: yeah
Can You:
Drive: i love driving. i hate being a passenger, i wanna be behind the wheel!
Sew: like a sonofabitch
Cook: are you kidding?! i have trouble making microwave popcorn. in other words, i eat out a lot.
Speak another language: some spanish
Dance: Not technically; I guess what I do is just called "moving around a bit"
Sing: no mam
Touch your nose with your tongue: not quite
Whistle: i'm a pro at it
Curl your tongue: never tried
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: of course not
Been Stoned/High: dude, i have no idea what you're talkin about
Eaten Sushi: yeah
Been in Love: yeah
Skipped school: okay, these questions are starting to get tiresome
Made prank calls: i'm gettin hungry, can somebody fix me a sammich?
Sent someone a love letter: yeah
Been skinnydipping: yeah
Stolen something: not that I recall
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? litterbugs
Are you right or left handed? mostly right
What is your bedtime? it varies. i'm sort of a night owl, i rarely get in bed before 1 or 2.
Name three things you can't live without: my faith/spiritual life; my family and friends; and my trusty old hiking stick
What is the color of your room? don't remember. once I get all the dust off the walls, then i'll let ya know
Do you have any siblings? 3
Do you have any pets? they're not really pets, but i got lots of critters in the woods behind my house: owls, deer, turkeys, coyotes, foxes... I consider all of 'em my good buds.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? i don't hate anyone
What is your middle name? Keith
What are your nicknames? A lot of people just call me J. Also: J-Man, Dude, Julio, Old-Timer, Jaybird, Mountain Man, Ronnie James, Sonny
Are you for or against gay marriage? My motto: live and let live
Do you have a crush on anyone? maybe... maybe not... what's it to ya?
Are you afraid of the dark? I love the dark. I often roam in my woods on dark nights without a flashlight. What's there to be afraid of? Ya damn wimps!
How do you want to die? sitting in a rocking chair on my back porch, enjoying a breathtaking mountain view on a beautiful sunny day ... and hopefully wearing some pants!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? don't recall, but i have eaten a whole box of swiss cake rolls in one sitting
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? of course
What is the last law you’ve broken? I am a fine, upstanding citizen ... I have never broken the law
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: doesn't matter
Eye color: not important
Height i prefer she be under 7 feet tall; otherwise it might be kind of awkward
Weight yeah, weight is good. wouldn't want the wind blowing her all around and stuff
Most important physical feature: Eyes. But I also have an appreciation for feet (which is why I'm world famous for my post-hike foot massages!)
Biggest turn-off girls who hit me really hard and leave deep bruises (you know who you are!)
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