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Evil Doll

touch me and i'll cut you

About Me

I am evil doll. I will rock your play pen.

My Interests

world domination...soothsaying...global rescructuring, and terra-forming...promoting liberalism...mind reading...knitting.

I'd like to meet:

people who will lead Evil Doll to his ultimate goal for world domination and play with his spheres of truth. People who wish to read Evil Doll's blog rants. Decent, kind and sharing individuals.

Music:

Pussy Cat DOLLs, DOLLar, Goo Goo DOLLs, DOLLy Parton - they are all haters and doll pretenders (actually I like DOLLy Parton - the others are not Evil Doll compliant). Evil Doll approves of anything folksy, vocal, soulful, jazzy, classical, uplifting or popish. Think Etta James, Ray Charles, Natalie Cole, Amy Winehouse, Malvina Reynolds, Kate Bush, Basement Jaxx, Chopin, Jimmy Witherspoon, Eva Cassidy and Bowie.

Movies:

...clue...american werewolf in london...jungle book...volver...the station agent...the colour purple...talk to her...holes...the fog...the man who knew too much...the shining...all about my mother...secrets and lies...28 days later...

Television:

...south park...king of the hill...battlestar galactica...weeds...heroes...cagney and lacey...roseanne...willow the wisp...jamie and the magic torch...buffy...arrested development...the hoobs...quatermass...

Books:

...tales of the city...what a carve up...the curious incident of the dog in the nightime...a short history of tractors in ukrainian...wicked...his dark materials...number 9 dream...the blind assassin...cloud atlas...

Heroes:

...ken...barbie (not cindy - she cheap ripoff!)...cabbage patch kids...action man...stretch armstrong...tiny tears...betsy wetsy...hamble (not jemima - she crack whore!)...chucky...Pedro Almodovar

My Blog

Summer and all that

Evil Doll has realised that the summer came and went and he didn't check myspace once. Evil Doll unsuccessfully tried to delete his profile (how hard do they make it?!) So Evil Doll now logs in to fin...
Posted by Evil Doll on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:20:00 PST

Actor or Waiter? The Californian Curse?

Evil Doll was attending a rather splendid picnic recently and the subject of 'Americans' who call themselves actors but are actually waiters or administrators came up. As Evil Doll has lived in Califo...
Posted by Evil Doll on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

Dragonette & Palladium

Evil Doll wants to make it quite clear that this blog entry has nothing to do with age old cavaliers chasing ancient, scaley, winged, fire breathing beasties around the London Palladium. Evil Doll is,...
Posted by Evil Doll on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST

Polar Bears & The Theatre

Evil Doll has been to the theatre quite a bit recently and has been suffering from the increase in desperate production values on display in London. Theatreland is blaming the government for movi...
Posted by Evil Doll on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:09:00 PST

Swarm

Evil Doll has been busy. Busy as a bee. Evil Doll does not approve of the decline in the bee population. Evil Doll likes honey. Bees are our friends - death to the japanese hornet! For those of you th...
Posted by Evil Doll on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

Too many guns

Evil Doll says... give a teenager and gun and he'll have a gun...give a teenager a gun and a dumb ass government which allows him to have it in the first place and he'll have a killing ...
Posted by Evil Doll on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:34:00 PST