Posting "God Hates Me" Bulletins, showing how incredibly stupid and vulgar guys are on myspace and compartively showing how sarcastic and generally more intelligent I am.
Please do not try to add me without saying something first! I REFUSE TO ADD PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT READ THE PREVIOUS LINE! And don't send me something like "you're hot, I like your size" or anything remotely similar...because if you can't come up with something to say now, I won't like you.
So I've decided to omit what was previously here because I'm sick of being call a racist. Evidently people are really sensitive about what other people's dating preferences are and I'm tried of aruging about a subject that I'll win. Either way, you need to be smart and funny, emphasis on smart. I really like people who can write complete sentences with REAL words. Isn't that a novel idea?
And if you can't handle my sarcasm, then don't bother, cause it's not going to change.
Oh, if you're dumb enough to post that you participate in illegal drugs on the internet, I REALLY REALLY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU! No I don't want your number, I don't want to have a threesome with you and your wife, nor do I want to hang out TONIGHT! And DO NOT get pissed at me when I don't want to meet you, just expect it. (NOTE: I PROBABLY WILL NEVER MEET YOU IN PERSON!!)
Look how awesome I am! I'm getting "Thanks" on video.
Guns 'N Roses, Modest Mouse, Ok Go, The Sounds, Snoop, Incubus,Fleetwood Mac, The Doors , Dance Hall Crashers, Bjork, 311 , Propaghandi, Skavoovie and the Epitones, Kayne West, Eve, Madonna, Nelly, Turbonegro, The Starlight Mints, Jay-z, Hellacopters, Weezer , Outkast, Ozomatli, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Prince, Sublime, Operation Ivy, Black Eyed Peas, American Ruse, Blondie, Dropkick Murphys, Mars Volta, Phantom Planet,Fugazi, The Darkness, Pharcyde, Beastie Boys , A Tribe Called Quest, Rancid, Dr. Dre, Goldfinger, Eminem, No Doubt, AAA, Voodoo Glow Skulls , Phantom Planet, Less Than Jake, Bikini Kill, NOFX , They Might Be Giants, I love oldies...if you see me driving around, don't be surprised if you see me bumpin' KOMA! I'll listen to anything except Country and Dancy Techno crap. No I will not Raver KICK!
Wedding Crashers,Old School, Hotel Rowanda,Gleaming the Cube,The Green Mile, Zoolander (for some reason male models don't like this movie...that's what Mr. Pokey told me), Trainspotting, La vita e BellaHalf Baked, Mother Goose Rock N Rhyme (if you know where to get this...I will love you),Requiem for a Dream, Memento,Lucas, Teen Witch, Suicide Club, Donnie Darko, Fellatio and Friends (and any other skate video I maybe in or get a free shirt out of)
Chappelle's Show, That 70's Show, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm The Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, King of the Hill, Aqua teen Hungerforce, Sealab 2021, Real World,Passions, Days of Our Lives, Southpark, Entourage,Desperate Housewives, Extreme Makeover. I love reality shows and soaps...shit is damn funny.
Invisible Man, The time machine, Bless me Ultima, Trainspotting, Filth, The Da Vinci Code, Double Helix,I need to read more.
People who save lives without thinking about their own.
"It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce."Voltaire (1694-1778)