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Jesuspunch.com

Jesuspunch.com - COMING SOON.

About Me

Jesus Punch Clothing is a silk-screen/shirt printing business dedicated to pissing people off, being blunt about things, and not giving a fuck about it.
NOW ACCEPTING PRE-ORDERS.
All Shirts are 100% Black Hanes Heavy Cotton Tees, pre-shrunk. (Sweatshirts are 90/10 cotton/polyester.)
REAL quality SILKSCREEN printing, NOT shitty iron-ons!
Available sizes: Small, Medium, Large, and Extra Large for styles pictured above.
If you would like to Pre-Order an item at the above costs + shipping ($5), before Jesuspunch.com launches, I will need:
*your shipping info
*design desired
*shirt style desired
*shirt size desired
(I will message back with payment info, only money orders excepted at this time, sorry.)
CUSTOMS: Yes, we will be doing b/w customs. Maybe your Band needs shirts? Maybe you want one of our shirts with no text? Maybe you'd like to retail some of our shirts? Maybe you want our designs on some differant clothing styles? Just send us a message and we'll get everything in order!

My Interests



Check Out Some of my designs thus far, MANY MORE TO COME! They're BLASPHUNNY! (That's - Blasphemous + Funny)

Don't depend on people that don't exsist to fix your life.

It's really an interesting book if you're a mental patient.

He's not listening and he doesn't care kids...

The prince of peace sure isn't a very promt fellow.

Hey, the son of God said it, not me.

Psychoactive drugs: makes the psycho - active.

He LOVES the cock!

Anyone remember the Crusades? Yeah, good times.

This is a church, burning like it should be.

Demons beating christ into the ground.

I made this for shits 'n giggles. lol.

WWII German Soldier.

Fuck the government we say!

Fuck the Illuminati. Fuck the Freemasons. Fuck the skull and bones society.

Deaths head with beautiful german weapons.

We don't support funding Terrorists.

Stock up on ammo lads, we're gonna need it.

DISCLAIMER: This shirt is intended for Target Practice ONLY.

...by definition.

Sooner or later the Nuclear Halocaust will be upon us, hooray!

Stalin tells it how it is.

Words of wisdom from hitler that should be noted in the present...
Nazi officers taking care of business.

Welcome to Vietnam, please enjoy your stay.

Down Syndrom/meth addict guy... Descramble words, says: "you're a fucking retard."

Maybe your expecting, or maybe you're just hungry for a snack?

Some people are just more metal than others ya know?

Children, children...Weed, yes. Heroin, no.

Hunter S. Thompson was a great man.

True Love.

Executioners always amazed me, what a job eh?

Good old fashioned hanging.

Vikings kick ass.