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Küµlwè¡ñ

Hey blonde bitch why are you reading this?

About Me


My Name is Randy
Obviously my last name is Kuhlwein (COOL WINE for you idiots.)
I'm madly in love with my 98' Contour SVT (#4965/12660)
I have 2 Older Brothers and a Sister - No Don't ask if shes hot.
I absolutley love Soccer.
I love being active, running, working out - Even though I never get the chance.
Hanging out with friends, my girl.
People can find me extremely funny/crazy stupid. But I can't help it I love making people laugh.
I'm a pretty down to earth guy, and I can be normal and layed back when I want to be.
Katelyn is the best drinking buddy in the world haha!
I do drink, that shouldn't change your view of me. I'm no drunk.
If you ask me to try weed, I'll punch you in the fucking throat. I don't smoke.
I am 17, but people have mistaken me for being as old as 23. I have bought cigarettes (not for me der) and drank in my share of bars before =]
Fact: My girlfriend is a lil baby because I never put enough detail in my myspace about her. But I love her so musch! (not a typo its musch motherfucker.)
I have an obsession with biting, and my girlfriends ass =)
I can be a prick, I can be a sweet heart. Play you're cards right.
I don't like when people get in my buisness, espicially when it's not their place to say anything.
I HATE WIGGERS. They need to be shot and put in death camps like the Jews.
By the way I'm a very patriotic German and AMERICAN. No that doesn't mean I'm a Nazi or hate Jews (Though I love makin fun of them.)
Whats the difference between a Pizza and a Jew?
Pizza's don't scream when you put em in the oven!
I HATE
liars and lying, fake people, attention whores, and ghetto people who think they are the shit
BTW I am strongly Christian. Though the way I act & things I do, + my opinions on some Political Issues you would never guess.
One day I will join the FBI, become a Senator, and run the United States =) (Hopefully)
I love Graphics designing, Music, Computers, World of Warcraft, driving, sleeping. Parties ::drool::
Lets not forget I work full time at Burger King, don't hate on my lil job, I'm making some good ass money.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

2006 was one hell of a year =]

Music:

Most all rap before 2000, just a few songs since then. Most of it is just shit now rappin about nothin but money and Ballin', fuck them sellouts. I also like more rock/classical rock like Pantera, ACDC, Black Sabbath, GODSMACK & SEETHER are by far my favorites, Breaking Benjamin, Live, Aerosmith, Metallica, System of a Down, P.O.D., Metallica, Dio, Rob Zombie, Staind, U2, Green day, Some Creed, Everlast, Nirvana, Coldplay, Puddle of Mudd, Some Linkin Park, Few songs of Collective Soul, Rolling Stones, The Offspring, Nickelback, Ying yang twins, Warren G, Snoop, Tupac, DMX (Flesh of my flesh is his best), Twista, TQ, Outkast, Nelly (only his 1st CD), Mystical, Memphis Bleek, Ludacris, Juvenile*, Jay-Z, Eminem (fuck you haters hatin on him, You should be hatin on 50-the-fake-motherfuckin cent, Dr. Dre, Busta Rhymes, Biggie Smalls, Black Rob, Bone Thungs in Harmony, T.I., Akon, Obie Trice, Rick Ross, C-Murda, The list could go on, but thats too much, you get the point.

Movies:

Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, Big Daddy, Speed, Road Trip, Leathal Weapons 1-4, Die Hard 3, Super Troopers, StarWars (All episodes), Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Pitch Black, The Chonicles of Riddick, Sum of all Fears, Mission Impossible 1-3, All the Bond Films with Peirce (And the new guy), SWAT, The Peacemaker, Can't think of much more right now.

Television:

The Shield, Reno 911, Rescue Me, Prision Break, Family Guy, about it...I don't watch much TV anymore.

Books:

Don't read books.

Heroes:

Eddies mom. (Still)

My Blog

MY CAR - I GOT IT!!!

I got the call today, Jeff (the owner) just asked me if I wanted to wrap the deal up, So I gotta wait to get my money through a wire transfer tomorrow...seeing my banks gay and my account is out-of-s...
Posted by Küµlwè¡ñ on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:15:00 PST