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Grant

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About Me

Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps. . .
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Grant
Birthday: November 21, 1973
Birthplace: Naval Hospital Orlando, FL
Current Location: Orlando
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5-9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: German, Swedish, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Swashbucklers
Your Weakness: Oxygen, if you take that away I'll die. And Kryptonite.
Your Fears: I might live forever.
Your Perfect Pizza: They're all perfect. I'll eat anything edible on a pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To come up with a goal.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bye
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Aura
Your Bedtime: 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Um, I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: or
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, that shit's like pissing in your gas tank.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: I'm a second hand smoker
Do you Swear: I couldn't communicate if it wasn't for swearing
Do you Sing: Only when I'm in the slammer
Do you Shower Daily: Twice a day
Have you Been in Love: I've been confused and frustrated. Is that close enough?
Do you want to go to College: I drove by a college once
Do you want to get Married: Only if I don't have to sign anything
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in ghosts, leprechauns, and Big Foot. I might as well believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, motionless sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: I FEEL attractive until I walk past a mirror. I don't do that anymore, so yes.
Are you a Health Freak: Ya, my health freaks me out
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if there's lightning.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar. Not too often though. Too much and you'll go blind.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Would I be cool if I did?
In the past month have you Smoked: Not intentionally.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, I usually eat two handfuls of chocolate when I get home. I need help.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uh huh.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are dirty.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I dream about it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, and you all missed it. Will I have answer these questions again next month?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not that I know of.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Mmmm, is that an invitation?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I prefer to call it permanently borrowing temporarily. No one truely owns anything anyway. But I don't steal.
Ever been Drunk: Only when I have to go to court.
Ever been called a Tease: No, I put out, baby.
Ever been Beaten up: I'm untouchable motherfucker. I can run really fast.
Ever Shoplifted: I tried once. They're way too heavy.
How do you want to Die: I'd like to be reduced to a pile of glitter.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A skyscraper.
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: All
Favourite Hair Color: All
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: Doesn't matter as long as I don't need a ladder.
Weight: Varies from planet to planet.
Best Clothing Style: Clothes are so restrictive.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't know. They all run together.
Number of CDs I own: 200 and something
Number of Piercings: 4, no longer in service
Number of Tattoos: 17 but you can only see them in a blacklight.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I only have regrets about the future. The past has nothing to do with me.
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My Interests

Guitars

Chainsaw Carving

Shag

Canoeing

Life after death

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who passes by...

Music:


Van Halen
The Police
Led Zeppelin
Morphine
Billy Idol
The Doors
Stone Temple Pilots
Steely Dan
Tears For Fears
Sea And Cake
Sade
Butterfly Boucher
Seal
The Darkness
The Cult
Jimi Hendrix
Velvet Revolver
The Beatles
Missing Persons
The B-52's
Guns N' Roses
Steve Vai
Ben Folds Five
The Fixx
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Men At Work
The Cardigans
John Zorn
Frank Zappa
INXS
Adrian Belew
Radioio80s

Movies:

Pirates Of The Caribbean

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

This Is Spinal Tap

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

Blow

A Christmas Story

Up In Smoke

Step Into Liquid

Napoleon Dynamite

Wizard Of Oz

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Brazil

Time Bandits

Lost Highway

The Song Remains The Same

The Doors

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

Goonies

Force Ten From Navarone

Super Size Me

Television:

Trading Spaces

Good Eats

Crocodile Hunter

SpongeBob Squarepants

Myth Busters

Monster Garage

Esteban Guitar Infomercial

The Chappelle Show

The Addams Family

The Simpsons

Heroes:

Laird Hamilton