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Kate Monster

Sommes Nous Les Jouets Du Destin

About Me

Staring Girl does look a bit like me actually, except her hair's lighter, longer, I don't have a fringe and I would never wear a pink spotty dress.

Some random facts about me:
*I have a slightly deranged interpretation of cute (My Red Cell's album artwork is a good example).
*I'm calm when people usually panic, but I'm completely neurotic about insignificant things.
*I giggle at the most inappropriate times.
*There is nothing cooler in the world than a Jim Henson creation.
*I like gesticulating.
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I like to write reviews and post them here . This makes me happy.



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My Interests


Alphabetising, obviously
*Cinema: I've become so addicted to films recently that I can't go more than about two days without watching one. See below.
*Cult TV
*Music: Finding new bands, promoting them at every oppurtunity, dancing crazily at their gigs, and stealing taking posters as a souvenir.
Random weird stuff that I can put in my room like Tim Burton's Staring Girl, Edward Monkton pictures and pinbadges pinned to a pirate flag.
Spain/Spanish, French, Italian, Catalan, Portuguese...languages generally.
Theatre, especially musical theatre.

I'd like to meet:

People in my heroes section, despite the fact that several are dead.

Music:

Keeping my list of music taste current is too hard and takes up too much space so here are some general guidelines:
*If it's played on Virgin Xtreme, I will like it. For the uneducated, Virgin Xtreme plays newmusic, mainly indie, but with some emo delights mixed in for good measure.
*'Torch songs' are massively underated. I love anything that tells a story, whilst being melodramatic and involving lots of hand gestures. Think Marc Almond, Scott Walker and Jacques Brel.
*Joan As Police Woman has a stunningly beautiful voice

*I like to indulge in emo, and therefore own every song that Brand New and Taking Back Sunday have ever made.
*The 80s rule. Say Hello To Soft Cell is one of my most listened to CDs.
*Bands that can be stalked on MySpace and around London are bands that I like. God Love You For A Liar, Crash Convention, The Mules, The Tacticians, Light Brigade, The Cavaliers, Fire? Escape!, Innercity Pirates, Awful Sparks, William Kay and Noughts & Crosses.

This song makes me ridiculously happy.

Check out Clocks on MySpace!

Movies:

Films have become my life. Listing all the films I own and love would take far too long, so, again, guidelines:
*If it's South American or European I want it.
*Old classics are fun. They just don't make actors like they used to.
*You can't beat a good cult classic. The weirder, the better.
*If a book says I must see a film before I die, I will want to watch it. Similarly, if Mark Kermode likes it, I will too.
*If it stars any of the people below, I will watch it.

My top fifteen are:
*American Beauty
*Bad Education
*Beauty & The Beast
*Cabaret
*Donnie Darko
*The Dreamers
*Empire Records
*Fight Club
*I *Metropolis
*The Philidelphia Story
*Requiem For A Dream
*The Rules Of Attraction
*Secretary
*V For Vendetta

Television:

I like programmes and then American TV executives cancel them. This means I don't watch much TV.

Books:

I have many many books that are sitting around saying read me. Next to them is an ever increasing collection of books about films, because I like to pretend I take Film Studies. I'm currently working my way through the books I find in The Fopp, 'cause you can guarantee they'll be amazing.

Heroes:

My friends for making life much more fun and exciting.

Then there're people who aren't heroes, but make/made the world a more interesting place to live in:
Marc Almond, Simon Amstell, Darren Aronofsky, Jean-Michel Basquiat, John Barrowman, Jacques Brel, Tim Burton, Norbert Leo Butz, Larry David, Bob Fosse, Gael Garcia Bernal, Michael Grandage, Cary Grant, Keith Harring, Ruthie Henshall, Jim Henson, Grace Kelly, Simon Lipkin, Baz Lurhmann, Cameron Mackintosh, Jeff Marks & Rob Lopez, Sam Mendes, Idina Menzel, Edward Monkton, Chuck Palahniuk, Pablo Picasso, Jon Robyns, Dana P. Rowe and John Dempsey, Sherie Renee Scott, David Shrigley, Kevin Spacey, James Stewart...And, of course, Tim Curry.
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My Blog

Last Week At Bullers

There are many millions of pictures lurking around the internet - the vast majority of them on Facebook - but as words are worth a thousand pictures, it's only right that I document this monumentous e...
Posted by Kate Monster on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

God Love You For A Liar

After a ridiculously long eight months, thanks to evil bouncers, the unfulfiled promise of Pete Doherty and fate just generally getting in the way, I returned to my stalker ways last night and FINALLY...
Posted by Kate Monster on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

The Celebration Of DISGRAYSTON'S Birth

There was food. There were beautiful people. There was flailing. What more could a girl want?Yumminess at Mono:Evil twins:Annoying commuters:Watching the very hairy Transmission Low at Water Rats:...
Posted by Kate Monster on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

Accelerated Youth Rave

Date: 6 April 2007Location: Some abandonned railway tunnel thing in ShoreditchEvent: Accelerated Youth Label Launch Party!Why: To celebrate the birth of this girl -There were bands: ...
Posted by Kate Monster on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

Swings & Roundabouts

What better way is there to spend a Sunday afternoon than lounging with indie kids, listening to great music & saving the world from cancer at the same time? With that in mind, we headed down to Nambu...
Posted by Kate Monster on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

Little Man Tate

As usual, Katie was stupid and got the time wrong, meaning we spent an hour sitting on the floor in Virgin. It was worth it though for the rather wondrous LMT. Jon's eyes and gesticulating amused me q...
Posted by Kate Monster on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Birthday Parties :D

As this is the year everyone is turning 18, it's going to be partytastik, which means excuses to get dressed up and have fun - yaaay.JES'S (2nd November)EMMA'S (3rd November)KATHALENE'S (24 November)W...
Posted by Kate Monster on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

UPDATED: Kate is (usually) busy doing hardcore porn...

...but she took some time off last week to attend The Tactician's single launch party, which was fucking AMAAAAAZING. With songs like Don't Say Size Doesn't Matter and Some Like It Odd, it was the mos...
Posted by Kate Monster on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

Love Is The Only Certainty - Liam Frost @ The Fopp

On Thursday afternoon, we braved hoards of purple clad London Paper minions to reach the Fopp, but it was so worth it to see Liam Frost & the Slowdown Family (www.myspace.com/liamfrostandtheslowd...
Posted by Kate Monster on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

Little Sid

www.myspace.com/littlesidukGranted, there was no flailing (although slightly crazy dancing was provided by Matt Harris and a few girls down the front), stripping (despite the best efforts of the crowd...
Posted by Kate Monster on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST