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ROCKET SAUCE!

Love is a MYSTERIOUS FIG...OR,.. I haven't had pound cake in WEEKS!

About Me

What to say about me? Filmmaker with an out-going personality, wacky/twisted sense of humor, spontaneous, etc,.. who loves art, music, movies and having a great time chilling at home watching a flick or dressing up and going out on the town. Ask about me and I'll tell you more. Did that sound lame? Probably. HA! THEY DON'T CALL ME CRAZY UNCLE PIRATE FOR NOTHING!! And I'm ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR INTELLIGENCE or GOOD BANANA PANS,.....................................................BA CKWARD, I WILL TALK. LIKE YODA, I AM BEING. BITCH SLAP YOU, WILL I... Wait,.. WHAT?....................................................... .................................... Lately,.. missing my favorite dog, Mina,.. my baby who passed a little over two years ago.SLOTH'S MUTHA F@*#A'S!!!!!!!!!! The best and most informative documentaries about sloth's I've ever seen:Here's a mini movie I did(more on SuperDeluxe.com and Youtube AND in my video section). Stay tuned for Web-isodes of "Love Advice with Drunken Cupid" and SPREAD THE LOVE!!!!!Drunken Cupid 1

Add to My Profile | More VideosThe esQuire video I directed many a moon ago back in the D,.. Better version coming soon to the Videos section....HERE ARE A FEW from my FAVORITE COMEDY as of late,.. Knocked Up,.. enjoy........ Below is a fake "firing" of Michael Cera from the set,.. it's BS,.. it was a gag,.. and below that,.. a fracking funny deleted scene,.. ..

My Interests

Movies!!!!!!!!, Music, hiking, swimming, Bars (esp. Dive, lol), Theatre, COMEDY, Any act of spontaenaity, Chillin' out (esp. on my roof top at night), cuddling (heh), the beach, canoeing, camping, working out, cooking,.. and of course, changing my name to Elvis Einstein, BAM!I also think ASK A NINJA KICKS ASS,.. LITERALLY! I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOOOOOON!.. width="425" height="350" ..And this is hilarious!

I'd like to meet:

Fellow filmmakers/entertainment industry people,.. Hell,.. interesting, fun, cool people, in general..................................................... ......................................I found the oman of my dreams and she didn't take any crazy pills,.. at least not the bad kind,.. so I married her. How do you like them apples?........................... .. width="425" height="350" .. ......................................................ALSO people who are ready for the super supreme cream dream thrill ride of their F*@ING lives, those who love the hard rockin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE making movies,.. here's two now,.. hold on to your ass! Enjoy,.. the third part is SOON to follow...................................................... ........................................ width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..I'd also like to meet this guy,.. cause those of you who know me, know I love doing impressions,.. and this dude is pretty damn good,..The Man of 101 Voices

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Music:

Oingo Boingo, Sisters of Mercy, The White Stripes, Mission UK, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, The Misfits, Beastie Boys, Eminem, Sarah McLaughlin, The Killers, NIN, Loreena McKennitt, Peter Gabriel, U2, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Tom Waits, Dean Martin, Ol' Blue Eyes, Danzig, Metallica, Haf-Life, Supersuckers, Dead Can Dance, Tool, A Perfect Circle, TENACIOUS D!!!!!!, The Cranberries, Social D, The Ghastly Ones, The 3-D Invisibles, The King of Rock and Roll, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Tone on Tails, Luda, Ghost, Haf-Life, Crud, Beastie Boys, Blonde Redheads, Ladytron, Air, Arcade Fire, The Postal Service,.. I love ALL kinds of music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and Glenn Fry,.. the H is O, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

MY MOVIE "MUTANT SWINGER FROM MARS"AND THIS MOVIE!AND THIS MOVIE,.. WHICH I DO A VOICE IN (about half way through,.. I'm the dude upstairs)And these flicks (plus 1000's more)...Star Wars Trilogy (original), Raiders of the Lost Ark (HELL, all the Indy Movies), The Fisher King, The Terminator, The Green Mile, LA Story, Shopgirl, Batman Begins, War of the Worlds (both versions), Mulholland Drive, Jurassic Park, Westworld, Bowfinger, Living in Oblivion, Cannibal the Musical, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, Touch of Evil, The Crow, Zathura, E.T., Seven, Hellraiser, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Fiend without a Face, Dracula, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, Hard-Bolied, The Killer, The Searchers, Bubba Ho-Tep, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, The Quick and the Dead, Spiderman 1 & 2, The Gift, A Simple Plan, Hatred of a Minute, Mutant Swinger from Mars, Koreatown, The Fog, Halloween, Big Trouble in Little China, A Life Less Ordinary, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Anchorman, Bottle Rocket, The Life Aquatic, Darkman, Edward Scissorhands, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, ANY Threes Stooges short, The Devils' Rejects, The Abyss, Wild at Heart, Viva Las Vegas, Beetlejuice, Batman, Big Fish, Brazil, The Brothers Grimm, Team America, Strange Days, Fist Full of Dollars, Dawn of the Dead (both versions), Bad Taste, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Elf, Versus, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, ANY Hitchcock film- esp. Vertigo, Psycho, Rear Window, North by Northwest, Kingpin, Rushmore, The Dark Crystal, The Muppet Movie, Battle Royale, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Garden State, Back to School, Kill Bill, Resevoir Dogs, The Wild Bunch, Grand Canyon, Ishtar, Chopping Mall, Say Anything, Superman 1 & 2, The Ref, The Girl Next Door, Animal House, Stripes, Ghostbusters, School of Rock, Freaks, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, American Psycho, Minority Report, A.I., Waking Life, El Mariachi, Deperado, From Dusk til Dawn, Pulp Fiction, American Graffitti, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pete's Dragon, Natural Born Killers, Talk Radio, Clerks, An American Werewolf in London, Chasing Amy, Hexed, Hard-Boiled, The Killer, The Killers, A Polish Vampire in Burbank, Shaft (the Original), Wings of Desire, Night of the Creeps, One Crazy Summer, Anything by Harold Llyod or Buster Keaton, Rush Hour, Shanghi Noon, Rumble in the Bronx, First Strike, Teen Wolf, Foxy Brown, Faster Pussy Cat, Kill, Kill!, M.I.:3, The Pink Panther films,...... THE LIST GOES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS,.. THIS IS FREAKING FUNNY,.. His Walken is impeccible... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Don't get to watch alot of T.V. but, The Simpsons is my fav,.. also Family Guy, Las Vegas (James Caan kicks ass), Chappelle Show, Robot Chicken, CSI, Titus,.. stuff that makes me laugh. LATELY, The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr., Jack of All Trades, Ultraman and Amazing Stories on DVD,.. GREAT STUFF! Especially Brisco, one of the most underrated shows ever. Fox should do a movie but, they won't,.. then again, it did get to number 2 on Amazon,.. so maybe they will.

Books:

I CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! j/k,.. I enjoy reading Clive Barker, Poe, Lovecraft, Bruce Campbell's books, Dan Millman's "Way of the Peaceful Warrior," anything by the Dali Lama, whatever... Alot of books on film.

Heroes:

My mom, My granny (R.I.P.), Bruce Campbell, S. Spielburg, G. Lucas, A. Hitchcock, Sam Raimi, Matt and Trey, and Batman (Wonder Woman is pretty cool too). Anyone who follows their dreams, no matter what,.. oh, and Herbie, the Love Bug,.. cause he's a magic car. I can't forget my new wife who keeps me sane in the craziest of ways. I will always love you, baby!

My Blog

What happens in Vegas,.. Doesn’t always stay there or,.. A Road Never Travelled!

Some may know,.. some may not. I tried to let everyone I know could but, on-line (especially) that's a lot of people. Let me just get it out of the way and say this,.. I'm married to the most wonderfu...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:44:00 PST

Well,.. Ill be............

So it has begun. I HAVE met the woman of my dreams. She is my soul. My heart. My brain twin. My everything. She makes me feel like I could do anything,.. something I've never had before. Something I n...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:37:00 PST

Lets all say a prayer, chant or just send good vibes to a child

I am sad. And irony is alive and well,.. because this blog will knock out my bottom blog about my rantings about Batman and learning how to survive,.. if you read it, you know what I am talking about,...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:53:00 PST

Now how the FUCK did that happen...

LLOOOOOVVVVEEEEEE,.. EXCITING AND NEW,.. COME ABOARD,.. Notice my new status. Yep,.. you see it. It's there and it's there to stay. I, lovely friends and foes of myspace, have fallen,.. no, not down b...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:56:00 PST

I wanna be your dog!

Wednesday August 29, 12:45 pm ETHelmsley Dog Gets $12 Million, but Real Estate Billionaire Leaves Nothing to 2 GrandchildrenNEW YORK (AP) -- Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life,...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

WTF? Is he THAT NUTZ?! or Maybe crack ISN’T good for you

Bobby Brown Believes He's Still a Target for Bin LadenR&B star Bobby Brown is still convinced Osama Bin Laden wants him dead so he can marry Whitney Houston - 11 months after the singers officially se...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:11:00 PST

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? or WWWWWWHHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!??????

Gabor's Husband Speaks About Gunpoint OrdealZsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic Von Anhalt has spoken out about the "horror" of being robbed and stripped at gunpoint - as he sat in the front seat ...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST

The Trifecta of Idiots or Wait til you see JUST TODAYS stories!

HERE WE GO,.. It was a good fake bullshit news day today,.. I got three,.. COUNT THEM,.. THREE stories today,.. LET THE GAMES BEGIN! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lohan's Legal Woe...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Richie Sentenced to Four Days in JailReality TV star Nicole Richie has been sentenced to four days in jail after pleading guilty to driving under the influence. The 25-year-old was sentenced on Friday...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:07:00 PST

What a SHOCK!

Lohan Heading Back to RehabLindsay Lohan is heading back to rehab just days after completing a lengthy stay at Promises in Malibu, California. The news comes after the troubled actress was arrested fo...
Posted by ROCKET SAUCE! on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST