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About Me

I like trees and dogs.

My Interests

Nachos, coffee, overcoming insurmountable obstacles.

I'd like to meet:

Alicia Keys

Music:

Today: that one Hoobastank song that rules, Teenage Fanclub, John Lennon. I may be the first person who ever put John Lennon and Hoobastank in the same sentence. Don't waste your time trying to prove me wrong. It was a joke. Geeze, you have too much time on your hands.

Movies:

Anything by Woody Allen, Noah Baumbach, and Sleepaway Camp. I think we all have a little bit of Angela in us.

Television:

I forgot to pay the cable bill. This is an official apology to my roommates.

Books:

Haruki Murakami, Paul Auster and any book that discusses difficult scientific concepts in a way so children can understand.

Heroes:

I've kind of lost perspective on what this means. Let me think on it and get back to you.

My Blog

Drac is back

I hope I'm not embarressing myself needlessly here, but pretty much since the internet was born I've been getting spam emails about pills to make my penis start working better. They don't usually make...
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:38:00 PST

Straightedge diaries - chapter three

I just drank a clam flavored beer. I'm sorry to everybody who believed in me and I guess that means the band is broken up. I plan on being prideful tomorrow anyway.
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:06:00 PST

Straightedge diaries - chapter two

I can't help but notice the abundance of "pride" talk amongst straightedge circles. This has got me wondering, where is mine? I want my slice of the pride pie! I've been on this madcap journey for two...
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST

Straightedge diaries - chapter one

I've been straightedge now for almost two days and I must say it has been a struggle. First of all, does melatonin count as a violation? Taco Bell? What about xanax? Probably xanax counts. That's kind...
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:46:00 PST

The market is bullish

I don't know what that means but once I saw that movie Wall Street and Michael Douglas was a real sh*thead in it. Wait. Can I cuss on these? Tom? Rupert? Fuck.....Anyway, I think when a market is "bul...
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:46:00 PST

Contemplating the heavens

If video killed the radio star, was there a separate dvd star or did it leap right to internet star? are we going to have to put up with some kind of bluray or hd-dvd star? i feel a deep, deep sadness...
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:28:00 PST

NYC getting stepped on yet again

As many of you close friends of mine know(and whoever the rest of you bozos are) I complain about New York a lot. I'm good at it. Forbes Magazine recently posted a list of the most "misera...
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:26:00 PST

What I learned today

Due to circumstances I am not going to outline here, I recently switched from the warm muted tones of dark bedding to completely white bedding. I have learning something from this. For real? We human ...
Posted by Lawrence or Larry on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:58:00 PST