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vanessa

vanessamess

About Me

seldom right and wrong again.

My Interests

LIKES
• Speculative ventures
• Lavish Living
• Pageantry and Grandeur
• Children
• Drama

DISLIKES
• Doing things safely
• Ordinary,Day to day living
• Small minded people
• Penny pinching
• Mean spiritedness

I'd like to meet:

Here's just a sample of what you get:
o How to command flocks of birds wherever you go
o Controlling snakes, bees, gnats, houseflies
o Teaching your dog to walk & dance on stilts
o Commanding your cat to use the bathroom toilet
o Quickly tame wild horses when others have failed
o The quiet world of frogs & toads
o Keeping a squirrel in your pocket
o Bringing dead creatures BACK TO LIFE!
o Much more!

Music:

japanese pop funk.

Movies:

kicking and screaming. highball. light in the piazza. the apartment. the baxter. female trouble.

Television:

freaks and geeks, dallas.

Books:

storms.

Heroes:

"So my head delivers a single butt, which means two teeth less, and to tell you the truth, I'm pretty satisfied."

My Blog

larry hagman

? Has been married to his wife since 1954.? Loves motorcycles, and owns a Harley.? Offered to pay for drug rehab for Robert Downey Jr. in 1996, after Downey asked to borrow $100,000 from him.? Has a r...
Posted by vanessa on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:58:00 PST

campin in.

Can you spot the difference?...
Posted by vanessa on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:31:00 PST

The poster I just bought.

It's gonna look so good...
Posted by vanessa on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:12:00 PST

the 90s.

The emmys look about as shitty as I feel.Seriously. Who did the lighting?So, I think we threw the house party of the year last night.I think the flyer is the best thing I've ever made probably. I'm go...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:21:00 PST

ugh! they wish.


Posted by vanessa on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

book review.

I have been waiting for this book for close to a year, and it is finally in my possession. This juicy tell-all was written by Lindsey Buckingham's ex-girlfriend. The two dated between 1977 - 1984. A l...
Posted by vanessa on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

farewell, jar jar pod.

You were a true friend. i'm sorry I dropped you. I didn't treat you right.But anyway, let's get to the point. If you want to buy me a birthday present, and aren't giving me smooth music from the 70s.....
Posted by vanessa on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

best celeb sighting yet!!!

Spotted her leaving my building and getting into a car wearing applique jeans.She is really tiny. I wanted to hug her....
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

sweet love showin' us a heavenly light


Posted by vanessa on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

like the great julius caesar...

In the dark summer months of 2005, Tasha and I hastily put together this 11 month calendar using the worst of our photoshop abilities... In light of amazing recent movie news, I think it's time that t...
Posted by vanessa on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST