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Nacho Khakipants

I warred eagles... hey!

About Me

I sometimes like to make one-panel comics... like Family Circus, except not nearly as cool.

I'm the guy that develops the words that websites use to ensure automated systems are not used to access that website. You know... the whole "word verification" system where you type in the word shown in the image box. I didn't come up with the system, just the words used. Here are a few examples: convig, javoc, thith, haglog. Here is one of my favorite products:

I'm working on a bionic dog. It'll have super human intelligence but will retain the ability to poop in my slippers.

Back in college, I had long hair, big arms, and randomly wandered into labs.

I once killed a man to watch him honor his organ donor card.
Caricature of a headless man.
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My Interests

Mustard cheese, privet, capers, my backyard creek, meat-n-3, salsa, High Life and JD, Mediterranean food, orchids, friends' artwork and photos

I'd like to meet:



Anyone who understands that "Alternative" is no longer a genre of music.
Anyone who wears an ascot.
Caricature of a headless woman.
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But, honestly, pretty much anyone... especially those who are into good music... and, no, 'good' is not a relative term here. Am I a music snob? Pretty much. Do you not like snobs? Most likely. Will you like me? Who's to say. Cheese? Please.
AOL IM: Nachokhaki

Music:

Air, Arcade Fire, Art Brut, Band of Bees, Band of Horses, Devandra Banhart, Beck, Andrew Bird, Black Crowes, Black Mountain, Blue Mountain, Boards of Canada, Broken Social Scene, Bright Eyes, Calexico, Califone, Caribou (Manitoba), Charlatans UK, Cornershop, Destroyer, DJ Logic, Drive-By Truckers, Earlimart, eels, Elbow, The Flaming Lips, Fruit Bats, The Go! Team, Gomez, Grandaddy, Guided By Voices, The Hold Steady, Holopaw, Idlewild, Interpol, Iron + Wine, Irving, Islands, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Damien Jurado, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Low Flying Owls, Stephen Malkmus, Mclusky, MMW, Menomena, Mew, M.I.A., Midlake, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Mountain Goats, My Morning Jacket, Neutral Milk Hotel, A.C. Newman, New Pornographers, NIN, Nirvana, The Notwist, Of Montreal, Okkervil River, Pavement, Robert Pollard, Portastatic, Primal Scream, Radiohead, Raveonettes, The Rosebuds, Rotary Downs, Royal Fingerbowl, Sigur Ros, Sparklehorse, Sonic Youth, Spoon, Stellastarr*, Sufjan Stevens, Sunset Rubdown, Superchunk, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Tricky, Ugly Casanova, Uncle Tupelo, The Unicorns, Unkle, Velvet Underground, The Verve, M Ward, Weezer, Wilco, Wolf Parade, Yo La Tengo... umm, et. al.

Movies:

This is Spinal Tap, Christopher Guest's films, Trainspotting, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, Pi, UHF, Princess Mononoke, Mystery Men, Poltergeist, The Breakfast Club, City of the Lost Children, Spirited Away, Breaking Away, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Howl's Moving Castle, Anchorman, The Life Aquatic, Little Miss Sunshine, Crash, The Last Dragon, Beat Street

Television:

CBS Sunday Morning, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Family Guy, Adult Swim, The Banana Splits, Saturday Morning cartoons, Gilmore Girls, Scrubs, The Office, My Name is Earl, Kids in the Hall, Mythbusters, Most anything on Discovery Channel, History Channel, and Travel Channel.

Books:

Right now: FE Review Manual

Heroes:

"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, and must be avenged."

My Blog

Easter: also known as Not Passover

Merry Easter everyone.  Remember:  Hell is hot, hot, hot.  Sex pit in hell.  No ice water in hell. ...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

Merry Christmas!

...  enjoy the racist game!
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST

I went to a Buckmasters fundraiser.

Yes, that's right.  I went to a Buckmasters fundraiser event tonight.  And it was awesome!  Now, keep in mind, I don't hunt.. and I haven't even fished in almost 15 years.  I have ...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

Just taking a moment...

It's time to leave, New Orleans.  You'll always be 9/28 of who I am... at least for this year.
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:44:00 PST

How do unemployed people do it?...

So, I'm packing this afternoon, and since I don't have cable, I have the pleasure of watching daytime network television!  I have determined there is nothing more depressing than daytime network ...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

Best day of my life... no exaggeration!

Yesterday was without a doubt the best day of my life.  "Why?" you may ask.  And I say, "Stop asking such silly questions."  But in response I may say it is due to the fact that I have ...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

Getting to be that time of the year again...

I've got a bit of the tremors...  I'm ADD as hell right now...  My pupils are fully dilated...  I'm moody as shit, liable to fly off the handle at any moment...  I jump at the slig...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:28:00 PST

You have to watch this...

Watch this.  Please... just watch it.  I really cannot say anything right now... my head is still spinning...  Is this real? Help computer. (Nathan, forget about what hip hop is doing t...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST

Those crazy old school children's stories

So, I was thinking this morning, yeah. And I thought about the Beverly Cleary books with Ramona Quimby and Henry Huggins..  and I wondered:  Is Beezus Quimby supposed to be a metaphor f...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:08:00 PST

Thoughts on Sufjan Stevens

So Sufjan is about to kick off another tour across the country, and from what I understand, it won't be in support of the album, The Avalanche, which itself is in support of Illinois (or Come On Feel ...
Posted by Nacho Khakipants on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST