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al

4 out of 3 people have problems with fractions

About Me

I like trees. I like to sneeze. I like to click my fingernails. I like to run. I have 2 cats. I love peanut butter. I think puppets are better than cartoons. I hate high fructose corn syrup. I think liars are not cool. I like to peel dead skin. I like to laugh so hard that I cry. I like to wear funny socks. I like to put barrettes in my hair. I don't like to make my bed. I love music. I have a redheaded boyfriend. I never got an EZ bake oven. I like to pop zits on other people. I always replace the toilet paper roll when it runs out. I like sock monkeys. I love hoodies. Purses with sequins all over them freak me out. I like to bite my bottom lip. I like to eat partially stale graham crackers. I sometimes run with scissors. My facial expressions can sometimes give me away. I like things that are made with hands. I have a large appetite. I like robots. I like to play with yarn. I love the smell of glue.I am a friend snob... I will not approve your request if I don't know you.
Pesto Pizza
Adventurous and hedonistic.
You live for new experiences and tastes
And you're not the type to have your pizza the same way twice
If they can put it on pizza, you're up for trying it! What's Your Pizza Personality?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Brave Jester.
Where You Lived: Chile.
How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Jerk, PeeWee's Big Adventure, The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Pleasantville, Kill Bill (1&2), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Little Miss Sunshine, Dirty Dancing, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Best In Show, The Pianist, Christmas Vacation, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Cry Baby, Not Another Teen Movie, Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Edward Scissorhands, Pulp Fiction

Television:

Today's Special... shout it loud and clear!

Heroes:


my parents... because, well, they're my parents!
katherine... because she's a black sheep.
elizabeth... because she has as much hair as I do.
david... because he has red hair.
nathan... because he sings "Islands In The Stream" to me.
eduardo... because he likes tacos.
barrett... because he skates with me... and he paints one heck of a naked lady.
lynn... because she has a mouth full of flower explosions.
these people... because they're family.
just dizzy... because he loves peanut butter as much as I do.
emmett otter... because he put a hole in his ma's washtub.
erica... because diggin has my last name.
these guys... because, well, come on... how could you not look up to these people?
tita... because I made that cake... yeah!!
robyn... because she is my birthday twin.
rush... because he ate too much mexican food.
laura... because if her baby's hongry, she's feedin' it!
brook... because she didn't tell her mom there was liquor in that coke.
Jesus... because... you know.

My Blog

anything is possibllllllllllleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes it's been a long time... and a long awaited blog is happening right before your eyes.... so why not talk about my expertise... sports!!  haha.  gotta love those games with inflatable lea...
Posted by al on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:36:00 PST

my blog, my store

my store. Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmadealleykats.etsy.commy blog.thatsmelliflous.blogspot.com(sorry I don’t have an extravagant storefront for my blog)check...
Posted by al on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

ant allison


Posted by al on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

a june valentine

I wrote this story when I was 7ish..."If I Were A Valentine..."If I were a valentine people would get in a straight line.  They would all pass me.  When the people got to the end of the line...
Posted by al on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:52:00 PST

hooray for hoodies

I love hoodies.  They put a tiny little twinkle in my eye and a spring in my step.  I only have 2 that I really like to wear... I would like to have more.  Maybe one day I will get more...
Posted by al on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:03:00 PST

what's that smell?

montgomery smells like ape poo... I need a more delectable smell... who wants to save my nose buds?
Posted by al on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:56:00 PST

a q-tip and a smile

There's just something really special about q-tips... and I like it.  My boyfriend tells me that q-tips are bad.  He will stand in the shower for hours and let hot water shoot into his ears ...
Posted by al on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST

makeup at the gym...

Females that put makeup on before they go to the gym do not belong there.  The reason that one goes to the gym is to workout and sweat.  If you're not sweating, then...
Posted by al on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:42:00 PST

College Football

Okay... every time Auburn beats Bama, some random Bama fan will say "So... who has more National Championships??"  So here is my response and the reason why I think college football is dumb anywa...
Posted by al on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:10:00 PST