I'M @ THE BBQ YER @ THE PICNIC profile picture

I'M @ THE BBQ YER @ THE PICNIC

I HAD A CAR LIKE THAT TILL MY DAD GOT A JOB, MORE FLAVOR THAN A 7-11 SLURPEE

About Me

CHAMPION STATUS AND I DRESS EVEN BETTER! I GOT TOO MUCH DINERO FOR MY OWN GOOD. I BOUGHT MY FIRST FERRARI WHEN I WAS 18 AND GOT MY THIRD DUI AT 21. NOW I HAVE A PERSONAL DRIVER NAMED JAMES. IVE LIVED A GNARLY LIFE AND PEOPLE TELL ME WHEN THEY DIE THEY ARE COMING BACK AS ME. ...WHEN I PASs AWAY, CALL ME SPAGETTI AND MEAT SAUCE!

My Interests

TALLBOYS FOR LUNCH, LOBSTER IN PUERTO NUEVO, AND LATELY PEOPLE WHO ARE WEALTHIER THAN ME

I'd like to meet:

ANY SLUEY WHO HASN'T FUCKED TURNBULLPAPER! OR HAD LINGUINI AND CLAMSAUCE FOR DINNER CAUSE THAT IS JUST EMBERASSING

Music:

SHOW TUNES, ALL ABOUT THE SHOW TUNES BUDDY, OR FISTPUMPING MUSIC!

Movies:

I LOVE ALL THE CLASSICS: SOCCER MOMS GO WILD, THE NOTEBOOK, A RIVER RUNS THRU IT, THE NEVERENDING STORY, MULTIPLICITY, WILDTHINGS II, UNDER SIEGE, LET IT RIDE, BEVERLY HILLS COP, OLD SCHOOL, REQIUM FOR A DREAM AND TOY STORY 1 AND 2, WATERWORLD, KARATE KID III, ROCKY IV, BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, GOONIES, AND OF COURSE WILLO , FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF IS CHAMPION TOO

Television:

COPS, SPONGEBOB

Books:

I'VE ONLY READ TWO BOOKS: GO DOG GO, AND FOX IN SOX. BUTT!!! I AM THE REIGNING COLORING-BOOK CHAMPION, MY ONLY LOSS TO THAT STUPID THIRD GRADER, WHOS MOM HELPED HER, SHE SNEEZED ON ME AND I WAS SICK FOR A MONTH, BITCH, ANYWAYS THIRTEEN OUT OF FOURTEEN YEARS, MY RED AND BLUE CRAYONS ARE DANGEROUS. I'LL COLOR ANY TIME, ANYONE, ANYWHERE, I'LL EVEN LET YOU PICK THE COLORS

Heroes:

HULK HOGAN, MARTHA STUWART, PIKACHU, AND GONZO