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Chris

Yeah, he's a professor... of being a dog!

About Me

I'm a nice guy. Figure it out.

My Interests

Boating, movies, working on cars or... well I like most everything. Except rollercoasters, I fucking hate them.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone who surprises me. I'd like to not write off 90 percent of the world as a lost cause...

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, A Perfect Circle, Led Zepplin, VNV Nation, Covenant, Counting Crows, Fiona Apple, N.E.R.D., Disturbed, Tom Petty, lots of stuff.

Movies:

Unforgiven, Apocalypse Now, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, The Godfather, Requiem for a Dream, A Perfect World, Walk The Line, The Shining, Vertigo, 12 Monkeys, Goodfellas, The Royal Tenenbaums, I love movies. I also love terrible horror movies, renting and making fun of them.Hell I bought a projector for my house, I had better love movies.

Television:

THE WIRE is the best show on tv. Period. Other than that: Homicide Life on the Street, The Sopranos, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, Deadwood, Scrubs, The Sarah Silverman Show, Arrested Development, The First 48, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, South Park, My Name is Earl, and that's about all I watch.

Books:

The Ender series by Card(and most anything else by him), The Harry Potter series, Farenheit 451, Rendezvous with Rama, Bret Easton Ellis books, The Sun Also Rises, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Chuck Palahniuk books(especially Survivor and Choke), Catcher in the Rye, Dune, Cold Sassy Tree, The Poisonwood Bible, The Stand, I like reading... just don't always have the time.

Heroes:

YOUR MOM. Oh snap.

My Blog

Jerome from Southeast says What?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18783681/Did CP permanently lose his funny "oh that guy is wacky and harmless" mystique? Discuss.  Even if you're not a football fan, you have an opinion on this one w...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

Why Not!

    The Everything Test    There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,     purity tests, stereotype tests, political ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:42:00 PST

Favorite Albums

Here are my top 10 favorite albums, in order:Pink Floyd - The WallNine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate MachineCounting Crows - August And Everything AfterTool - AenemaTom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Wildfl...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

EMPLOYED

Best Birthday Present.  Hands down.C Mo is employed, and no longer will have to subject himself to fucking Matlock every day!!!  Celebrate good times. 
Posted by Chris on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:48:00 PST

IMPORTANT


Posted by Chris on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:46:00 PST

Un-Employed

Hello there my faithful friends and readers.  As some of you may already know, I was laid off from my job of almost 4 years.  No going away party, no severance package, just "sorry, you had ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:44:00 PST

Stolen from Jean, AGAIN

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone whats your name spelt backwards?:  sirhcWhat did you do last night?:  Got very drunk with a lot of people and hur...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

Thank You Kris Tan

BEHOLD MY ARTISTIC PROWESS, BITCHES
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:53:00 PST

Bored on Thursday

1) How old do you wish you were?I am fine with how old I am now.2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?:Asleep after skipping class.  When I woke up Shannon IMed me from home, which I thought was w...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:33:00 PST

Survey. I'm boooored at work.

1. What is your middle name? Robert 2. What color underwear are you wearing? Ummm.  Blue. 3. What are you listening to right now? People talking and arguing about things at work.  Hooray! 4....
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST