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About Me

I'm a metrosexual, long gray-furred cat with toned legs and a long tongue. Purr at me for a good time!P.S. Sometimes I party a little too hard. I'm a motherfuckin' party animal...LET'S FUCKIN RAGE!

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My Interests

Pussy!

I'd like to meet:

Sexy pussies!

Music:

The Pussycat Dolls, CATS, Star Wars, Aristocats, Meowchl Jackson!

Movies:

Star wars, The Lion King, CATS, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Deuce Bigalo

Television:

I like Gary from Spongebob because he sounds like a cat. Discovery Channel (especially when the lions mate), Intervention, Oprah, Judge Lynn Toler.

Books:

The cat's guide to the galaxy, Historic Lightsabers, Jedi Mind Tricks I and II, How to fight Kung Fu, How to Eat Rubber Bands and throw them up everywhere, How to continue meowing even after being strangled, held down, and squirted with water.

Heroes:

Mommy! Meochl Jackson, Bruce Willis, Yoda, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Your Mom.