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Mutton Geoff

Hello, or as they say in the jungles of Totuguero, Chuck Chuck Ug Flom.

About Me

I used to have a proper name,
But Now its Mutton Geoff.
If yer wonder why they call me that,
Its coz im completely deaf.
But there are also other reasons,
Like I love the taste of mutton.
I’d Kill ya for a juicy piece,
But I aint no murderer of nuttin.
I used to own a flock of sheep,
Coz I worked on a farm.
But coz cause they took to long to muttonise,
I resorted to self harm.
I used to be a board game player,
I were Grand master at chess.
If you got me in check mate,
I’d pound ya to a mess.
You know I taught meself to lip read,
So now I know what your saying.
But those veil people are a problem,
So I’ll kill them when they’re praying.
I got taught how to read brail,
By me blind mate shaun.
Now I can read Harry potter,
When I am watching porn!!!
I’m a massive fan of Postman pat,
I’ve got all the memorabilia.
When its not on the tv,
I resort to necrophilia.
There’s one more reason you should know,
Why they call me Mutton Geoff.
Its because when I was born,
My Christian Name was Geoff!!!!

My Interests

Certainly not getting gunged

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet some of my old work buddies, because i really miss some of them.There are cerain celevrities that i would like to meet too, but i cant list them all, ill just give you a few names:-Sylvester Stallone
-Steve Coogan
-Pele
-Winston Churchill
-The Queen
-Trisha Goddard.....

Music:

Hmmmmm. Im not much of a music nut, but i do enjoy to listen to it a bit. My main taste is popular music, but i'll listen to anything.

Movies:

I Love films! -Scar face
-The Godfather trilogy
-Star Wars
-Batman
-Kill Bill
-Crash
-King Kong
-Pirates of the Carribean
-Donny Darko
-Borat
The only kind of film that i dont like is musicals.