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Ty E. Narada

About Me


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I have a resume published on-line at: Ty's Resumeor cut and paste: http://www.cyonic-nemeton.com/resume.htmlCyonic Nemeton went on-line in 1997. Although I have many underground newsgroup collaborators, I am the only name and face in the public domain.Please don't incorporate me without letting me know first.If you like Gary Larson cartoons -- you and I will get along just fine.

My Interests

Anything nautical, aviation, audio-visual. The entire Star Trek franchise. Everything Theatrical. Biocybergenics, Hydronetics and Precognitive Interdiction. DNA is a base-4 replication program designed by machines to provoke chaos.

I'd like to meet:

God -- to see if I can make him laugh before he strikes me dead. It was my sense of humor that got me here in the first place.Queen Elizabeth II, Regent -- and listen to her stories at High Tea. I would prefer not to speak to avoid being floated through the East Gate. She is the LAST standard of the English-speaking world.The President of the LDS Church -- to see if clowns can reach the Celestial Kingdom. Someone who has seen God would know.I would like to be the Concierge while Leonardo DaVinci, Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan played blackjack with Robbin Williams as their dealer.I would like to have lunch with Steve Wynn on condition that I don't have to talk -- I just want to hear what he has to say.Anyone who needs a hug and a little encouragement. I can't imagine what you've seen (that I haven't,) but I'll listen.

Music:

Nik Kershaw speaks my mind. The Eagles are my religion. Alan Parsons is my guide. G Tom Mac wrote my theme song. Tightrope off of New World Record inspired me to play and Secret Messages is Jeff Lynn's greatest work. David Gilmour can take one note and haunt me for the rest of my life. If Gilmour and Roger Waters would ever make up -- it would be the fastest $1B ever made. Stevie Nicks and Alanis Morrisette are my alter-girlfriends. Lindsey Buckingham really does give a dam. Endorphine Machine is the most PERFECT NPG power song. I'll add more later...

Movies:

I will never, ever get over Titanic -- I have to watch it twice a year. Although the critics were hard on A.I., I think Stephen Speilberg made the film just for me. After we make machines in our image; in a million years, the machines will make us in theirs. Matt Damon, James Franco, Mark Wahlberg and Paul Walker rule Hollywood right now.

Television:

I wish I could get aboard Battlestar Glactica to warn them about Earth -- that show totally rocks! Las Vegas is absolutely addictive -- you have to like it or Danny McCoy and Ed Deline will beat you up. I loved the X-files and wish they would bring it back. Thank God for DVD's.

Books:

The Warlock In Spite of Himlself by Christopher Stashaff. Eternity's End by Jeffrey Carver. Every word Ayn Rand has ever written -- read Atlas Shrugged. Clancy novels and King short stories. Everything Bill Gates says. I like books about successful people, American history and Counter-Terrorism.

Heroes:

My greatest heros are the Fighters, Warriors, Marines and Soldiers who defend the English-speaking world against aggression. We have their blood, balls and brawn to thank for everything we have.I think Steve Wynn has done the greatest good for the greatest number. Bill Gates has earned every penny he has. Ronald Reagan saved America and John McCain will continue that legacy. Prince Harry is like a real-live action figure and his mother, Princess Diana, was the most beautiful statesman to ever grace the Earth. Prince Charles brought the best things to life.