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First things first: The name is Ali. But I have more nicknames than God. And this is my bullshit attempt at filling out one of these things with something other than your general "Oh, I hate these things. IM me to talk" because I very rarely will offer up much information should you actually IM me.
Carrying on. I'm a complicated girl. I bounce from one grandious plan to another without finishing anything. My main goal is to meet Charles Manson and ask to call him "Chuck". I'm a grammar nazi full of typos. I care too much too often and not enough too less. I'm crude and I burp often. I love scrapbooking, crafts, and penguins. I swear too fucking much. I'm a recovering camera addict. I write long, drawn out letters at 5 am that tell everything I've ever felt towards you. But I'll never send them. I'm married to the greatest girls ever. I eat, breathe, sleep, and live music. I support Michael Jackson 100%. Tuesdays are fat days. I'm addicted to the 80's. I can't help but come up with impossible schemes. I was once addicted to the interwebs. But that's all changed lately. I'm a hardworker and a lazy bum. I'll know if you haven't read anything I've said by the stupid questions you ask. Romeo and Juliet will always be my life. Everyone else seems to accomplish my goals before I do. I've made some horrible decisions and it lead me to where I am now. Better than ever. I daydream entirely way too much. There will never be enough moonlit nights on the front porch. I have a sick obsession with all things relating to serial killers. I fear death more than most. I listen to Hanson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Motorhead, Def Leppard, Ozzy, and Manson. Back to back. I fear change and anything I have no control over. I'm a power freak and the most unorganized person you will ever meet. I'm a shallow mother fucker when I want to be, a pain in the ass, a bitch, and the sweetest person you will ever want to encounter. I constantly second guess myself and I suppose I'll die wondering "what if". I believe in fate and I'm a big meat eater. I'll marry Starbucks one day and die of a nutmeg overdose. I have entirely too much time on my hands. And I waste every minute of it. Roadtrips are life's miracles. My house is Wild Kingdom. And a brothel. I'm more modest than I'm coming off right now. I value my friends more than anything. But I seem to choose the wrong ones way too often than not. There will never be enough long chats on the beach. Or staring at the stars. I love walking anywhere in the world. Even to Japan. I'm nothing you'd expect. :)
