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Just Plain Darya

Tranzishun

About Me

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"As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities." -Voltaire I'm a pre-op Transsexual woman who lives in the Los Angeles area. I'm tall, intelligent,affectionate and really funny.I have a very low tolerance for stupid;be warned.
WANNA BE MY FRIEND? DON'T SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR ASS... ...or your legs, or anything with your face blacked out..I feel ya, but I just have to draw a line somewhere, and you need to get that no one can really recognize you in a decent wig and makeup..thank you...
CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY: All of the pictures of me on this site are of the real me: NO "Photoshop Body Grafting" NO "Photoshop Face Stealing" NO "Photoshop Nose Fixing" (Caveat: My breasts are enhanced artificially..for now. Offers to buy me boobs gratefully considered)
You:Tall,over 6'3"....muscled but not grotesque...long hair in dreads or braids...touch of grey a plus, actually...aged between 35-60, with a little wisdom and appreciation....tattoos welcome...just be intelligent with a good sense of humor and I'll be yer snuggle bunny... thank you..
I'm really very very oh so nice and I make a very special friend and I'm really so very HAPPY!!
I actually like myself, so frankly, if you are trying to fulfill some creepy "secret desire"/"best of both worlds heh heh" thing with me, just buy a copy of Transformation. (P.S...most women are man enough to be seen in public with me.)
I use to run a very cool shop for trannies in Studio City, but now I teach people stuff...I'm a female, but I'm an ALPHA female, OK, and I gotta make a living. Sadly, I still have to present in my other sex..oh well, not for long, hopefully. Buy me coffee, OK..? Dark roast..preferably with a shot(or two) of Espresso, a little nonfat milk and a sprinkling of Mocha..not that I'm any kinda DIVA or anything...
" Holly came from Miami, F-L-A....."
(Holly Woodlawn, gender pioneer and author of "a low life in high heels)

"Candy came from out on the island......"
(Candy Darling, Warhol protege' and star who died tragically young)

"I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws or constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand-in-hand with the progress of the human mind. As...new discoveries are made, new thoughts discovered, and opinions and manners change, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times." --- Thomas Jefferson

My Interests



OF COURSE I LOVE BOOKS!!
now buy me some will ya...?!


"Insanity is sometimes an appropriate response to reality." --- Philip K. Dick

I like makeup, clothes, fashion, really good food from all parts of the world,people who don't lie, jewelry,music that's not pre-digested, bandannas(no shit) coffee(strong), conversation, and smart, spiritual(NOT "religious") people...
PS...I love ellipses(...)

I hate liars, and the stupid people who believe them; that's how we elected Bush, why people spend $150 dollars for tapes on how to buy real estate with no money down and why men buy pills to make their dicks bigger.
PS-I'm not opinionated"
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"If you want to know God's opinion about money, just look at the people he gave it to"
Dorothy Parker

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I'd like to meet:

Find out why $ooeyside Gurlz make Hef look like Jesus Christ..support Lithim and Apnea here:

You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?

The infamous Couch Kittens in August of 1998, in Couch Kittens t-shirts and actually on a couch
(L-R)Niki, Becky, Darya, Bev, Brandi...


Big and HOT...Darya back in tha DAY:XXXmas of 1999!Forty pounds heavier and more to LOVE...(tee hee)

After a night of touring the hot spots by Limo...plastic fantastic..

Tha Kitten in Her Hat today...

Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Music:


Wild Thing at Aah Capella back in tha day

Maddie(cute..and a Doctor!!), JakieB,Me, Wendy,Karine at Miss Kitty's looking freakin' FIERCE!!!

I'm a rocker chick: great 80's, Clash, Pretenders,Blondie Iggy,Lou,Velvet Underground, Bowie, Siouxsie, and the L.A Bands: Social D, Bad Religion, Voidoids, X..I'm a punk I'm a pathetic reggae/ska wonk and fan(Skatalites, Toots,Starlights)...dance n' trance..Africans(especially Fela....)....big bands..bebop(Coltrane, Miles, Lester Young)..Hendrix(is was and will always be a God..and a hunk)....eclectic and adventurous....old true country like Hank Williams and Bob Wills....Old Skool Rap by guys like Dre, Snoop and NWA...
dislikes:So-called country by guys in hats who Shill for GWB, Musical Velveeta R&B that all sounds the same...any music played on a station that calls itself "soft" "easy" or "smooth", Rapvertising that trys to sell Hummers, AK-47s and Curvosier between calling women "hos".

Movies:

Yo..way Ol Skool: Turner Classic Movies A face in the crowd, Sweet smell of Success, On the Waterfront,Lawrence of Arabia,Godfather I & II (bring the Canolli,Goodfellas,The Harder they Come,White Heat,Sunset Boulevard,Duck Soup,anything in black and white shot by Gregg Toland,White Heat, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Singin' in the Rain(I could go on)

Television:

“Nature abhors a moron.”
"no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public"
- Henry Louis Mencken


Anything on HBO(except Deadwood..just too much of an ordeal), Letterman, Jon Stewart, and random news...otherwise I think most everything on TV is pure s...t. I 'd rather read a book or playon my PC.

Books:


You're Brigitte Bardot!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Heroes:


Ghandi, Bill and Bob,Martin Luther King, Miguel Contreras, Frida Kahlo, The Drag Queens at Stonewall, Leslie Feinberg, Roy Lichtenstein, James Rosenquist , Early Picasso, Jackson Pollack(not the running drunk into a tree part)David Smith(sculptor), Rosa Parks, The Irish,The Norweigians My Grandmother,my Grandfather, my son, The GI's who won WW2, Anthony Hopkins, Bob Marley, Patsy and Edina(I relate:I'm alcoholic{a sober one}, stuck in the past and addicted to fashion)....

My Blog

Hey, Bo Diddley

Bo Diddley was a guitar stylist, singer, writer and performer from the early the rock n' roll  era whose music always showed bluesy roots. He never took himself too seriously, either..maybe ...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:26:00 PST

two late posts

Writing is an amazing thing; what seems like drivel now actually makes sense later. That's what happened here. In the second post ***** equals my male name, which I redact here only because I want to ...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:08:00 PST

sometimes ya gotta count to ten....

So lets see...Who are the most taken for granted, shit-upon women ever? Our moms.It was worse when I grew up in the supposedly Leave-it-to- Beaver fifties when PTSD from World War two was channeled in...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:08:00 PST

The day after Cinco de Fuckin Mayo (ten years after)

I believe it's the Sase De Mayo today, or is that "Ahora"? Ten years ago today, I wandered into a room full of people trying to get sober after a pathetic lil' party with a twelve pack of Bud Light an...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:21:00 PST

New Club: u gotta go!!

My admirer friend Irv is always on the prowl for hip new spaces and his recommendation, I went with three friends to club 740 on Friday night for a new club night called "shits and giggles"( http://ww...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:01:00 PST

shlimazl

I work with this guy....In Yiddish(I'm a Jew wannabe..I admit it) there are two words associated with each other: Schlmiel and Shlimazl. You probably remember them form the Laverne and Shirley theme, ...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:52:00 PST

Better Living thru Chemistry

DES...As blessed as I am to be Transgendered, it would have been nice if the drug companies had asked my mom if she wanted me to be, first. Diethylsibestrol was a powerful and nasty synthetic estrogen...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

Accepting that some people are just plain stupid.

About nine months ago, I got an email from a guy with a bogus anti-immigrant, racist-lite rant, supposedly by Andy Rooney of 60 minutes that has been debunked with extreme prejudice by snopes.com( I l...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:58:00 PST

QUICK!! Where’s the Sara Lee?!


Posted by Just Plain Darya on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:13:00 PST

Alert the media....

Everyone sitting down? I'm actually grateful and happy today; did I mention that I was grateful? I was the 25 minute speaker at a GLBT AA meeting last night, and I'm told I rocked the house. What move...
Posted by Just Plain Darya on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST