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grendel the destroyer

About Me

I am the dopest dog at the dog park. I love playing with toys and sticks, but I drool alot and my toys usually end up under the couch. lately, I have been making toys out of old Vitamin Water bottles...those end up under the couch too. I like huge bones. Ienjoy eating cigarettes and matches. They're one of my favorite dishes. I don't like the warm weather so much, but it means more trips to the dog park and I'm all over that.

My Interests

eating garbage, eating toilet paper, eating cigarettes, eating matches, eating c'ds, eating big bones, playing at the dog park, playing in the backyard, messing up the grass and digging holes...barking at the neighbors,smelling other dogs butts at the dog park, eating flip flops, slobbering all over the place, expensive dog food-only the best for me-playing with toys and sticks, destroying anything expensive and hard to replace, laying on the couch and getting it all hairy, humping blankets in the privacy of my home.

I'd like to meet:

Fine ass bitches.

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