SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!!

About Me

uhhh... hi. im sam.well, for now, i am no one. i am a real nowhere man. sitting in his nowhere land. making all my nowhere plans for nobody.i am as open as wind. as cunning as a vulture.
and happy as a sunny day and as sad as a thunderstorm.
i am as lonly as a star and as wanted as its heat.
i am as wanting as a starved and as i as the letter.
i am here for you and me.i am alone. i am in love. but nothing is true
am i a lie, or am i a figment?
i am focused, yet need help.
i am a synonym, and an antonym.
i love you, and you hate me.
but i am happy with what i are.
if you need anything im here. okydoky. byebye
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42%
Avoidant |||| 14%
Dependent |||||| 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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My Interests

travel, history, the sky, the sea,the soul, that which is above us and below,and crazy, unsensible thoughts.

a manic depressive on smack floating in a warm depravation tank, singing leonard cohen, masturbating, watching golfers fish while dreaming of a stamp collection.
the king of words is: everything
i can only fuck and sing have you ever felt like you cared so much that you wanted to kill all your germs?
who will be the king and queen of outcasts.
ive lost my mind many times, and my wallet many more.
in the simplest terms:
1 dont rape
2 dont be prejudice
3 dont be sexist
4 love your children
5 love your neighbor
6 love yourself

dont let your opinions obstruct the above mentioned list.
sammie... much love.
..

I'd like to meet:

Music:

old rock
folk
tango
punk.
Soul
ska
R&B
Hard Rock

preety much anything that you can feel the human soul surge and thrive threw.

Movies:

Resident Cactuar

Television:

cartoons and news channels. and the discovery channel

Books:

mystery and history and myth.
this one book on Hitler. Lego magazines. history magazines. topics on legendary animals and atom bombs

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Heroes:

tretile rats,
the flying bunnies,
TY HAZEL!
shanna martin, cuz shes awesomely awesome.
katherine dugan, because she is incredibly stupendifiiing
Kayla, the goddess of music and rebellion.
Jonathan, God of Guitar
Melanie Christene Tonkin:
YOU ARE THE MOST SPECTACULAR PERSON I'VE EVER MET. Sam, really. When I first met you.. you just signed more than I've seen a guy. I have such a true and kind heart. You're extremely loving... and very much a good person all around. I know we use this word a lot.. but I'm saying it in it's most meaning. And it's that you really truely are an AMAZING person. Every single time (every time) I talk to you, I can't help but smile. Because i'm in the presence of greatness

My Blog

5-19-2007

Started off with a most wonderful calculus final.It would have been even lovelier if I didn't blank out at the beginning of it.But you can't ask for everything.Afterwards, We sang (or at least I did) ...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:44:00 PST

childhood dream

microsoft excel's limits 65536XIV.that is equaled to 36,569 pages.which is equaled to approximatly 4miles squared of paper.im so happyy!well, happy-ER:]_Sam...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:55:00 PST

Holes.

I'm not doing no good by ventilating in writing. No one will listen, and no one truly cares what I have to say. That doesn't trouble me at all, you know? What troubles me more is when people don't lis...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST

Districts 10-20-06

Yesterday was amazing..so check it.i woke up at like 6:15, went rushing over to school to go catch the bus to go to Districtsand we got a minute late....so my dad and I drove down to the Swimmin Hall ...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:26:00 PST

stuff you didnt know about Sam Huertas

You know your Sam when You don't sleep till 2 am You wake up as if you slept 11 hours, but you only slept 6 Your way to happy You wear winter hats in summer days, but not in the co...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

whoever boy. in spanish.

Cuentan que una vez, un niño se enamoro. Este niño, de nombre desconocido, conocía a todos. Era un milagro de hombre, pero tenia el un problema muy grave. El no amaba. El niño qualqier, los chicos lla...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:49:00 PST

2-13-06. nice day

Today was funky. I liked it& kinda. Anywho... I woke up all tired and stuff, but once I took a bath, I felt sorta better. Yea, I rode to school, and my hands got all cold an...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:21:00 PST

.........................eh.........................not too cool

Hey kids. New quote. he who jumps first will catch the ball. I hate how my Heart is so fragile&&...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:29:00 PST

awesome song yO

And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry hi...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:15:00 PST

another great song! FOR YOU!

Happy Christmas Yoko. Happy Christmas Julian And so this is Christmas And what have you done? Another year over A new one just begun And so this is xmas I hope u had fun The near and the...
Posted by SAM SAM THE ICECREAM MAN!!! on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 05:14:00 PST