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SCREW THE WGGLES...I WANT MY OWN SHOW!!! Clown King and Billy The Duck

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I am the Clown King. I like to sing and laugh and fall down. My best friend is a Billy The Duck. We hope to have our own television show some day. Right now we are busy recording our first music CD. I like ice cream and pizza. I like to stay up past my bedtime. I can see in the dark...if I bring my flashlight!
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Coming soon...The Clown King TV Hour
As much as I don't want to do it, I think its probably best that I print at least a small amount of truth here...
I am actually the bass player for the band 7 SHARP 9 and you can see more about the band at www.sevensharpnine.com The previous sentence and this one are pretty much the only places you will find anything close to reality on this whole damn site.
So, yesterday, I was walking my iguana and you wouldn't believe what happened...
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My Interests

Once you have tasted flight you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.-Leonardo da Vinci

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I'd like to meet:

Back in the day, I used to tell people I wanted to meet Sy Sperling...he's not only the President of the Hair Club for Men, he's also a member.

Music:

I like both kinds...Country AND Western.

Movies:

The only movie that really made an impact on my life was Star Wars. The first one. Which was really the fourth one. What the hell was up with that?

Television:

My favorite show as a kid was Battlestar Galactica. When I went to bed at night I would imagine that I was Apollo...and I was injured trying to save the colony. And all those hot women like Althea and Cassiopeia would come to my bedside and then we'd have sex.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. has done more to inspire me to write than anyone or anything else on the planet. That and the Patty LaBelle Cookbook.

Heroes:

Who was that guy with the lightning bolts on the side of his head and the red shoes? No, not that crazy guy who lived down the street, the OTHER guy with lightning bolts and red shoes...Seriously, my wife Laurel and my daughter Lucie are the two people who inspire most every day.

My Blog

People are so fucking stupid, we deserve to die...

People are so fucking stupid, we deserve to die. Maybe you read the article this week that explained scientists had determined that putting your kitchen sponge in the microwave for two minutes wo...
Posted by CB on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

I was listening to the radio in my car just a little while ago. I heard a commercial from a pharmaceutical company. They were looking for people to participate in a new study. They w...
Posted by CB on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

Send O.J. to Iraq

Iraq seemed to have no problem finding Sadam guilty of the obvious and carried out his death sentence in a timely manner. Maybe we should send O.J. to Iraq. Its just a thought....
Posted by CB on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

What next???

Okay, so you saw how I felt about schools turning our kids into pansies...no dodge ball, no tag, no running... Well what about this: I just heard on the news that 17,000 kids each year end up in the h...
Posted by CB on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

yeah...I'm, pissed

My whole life its been "Daylight SAVINGS Time" and suddenly we are told we are all wrong, its supposed to be "Daylight SAVING Time". So every jerk on the radio and TV wants to be smart and leave...
Posted by CB on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:55:00 PST

Underwear

The first song I have written for my solo album: Hip-hugging, low cut jeans Don't try to front, I know what that means I see you bouncin' to Baby Got Back Girl, I see your butt crack I can see your un...
Posted by CB on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

Thank You Funny Kid

I just love that my almost 3-year old daughter Lucie actually has a sense of humor. And I don't mean that the random silliness of a kid that age just happens to make me giggle. My kid know...
Posted by CB on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife. A lot. And I'd like the whole world to know it. But mostly, I'd like her to know it. I love you, Laurel....
Posted by CB on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:06:00 PST

Clutz Butler

Click on this link and laugh: http://www.youtube.com/p/FC01AE91ED878BB0"
Posted by CB on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:47:00 PST

Broken Record

I sound like a broken record. I sound like a broken record. I sound like a broken record. I sound like a broken record. I sound like a broken record. I sound like a broke...
Posted by CB on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:26:00 PST