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notorious m.a.x.

this is going to take a portion of my cunning... no!.. ALL of my cunning...

About Me

Disclaimer: most of the following is pretentious bullshit and should be taken with a grain of salt...
i'll take a dog over a gold fish, milk chocolate over dark, an evil twin over the good one, a paper cut over paperwork, tlc over espn, boxers over briefs, crassness over political correctness, breakfast club over breakfast at tiffany's, juicy gossip over a dull anecdote, indoor plumbing over a bush under the stars, prague over paris, inquisitiveness over complacency, rum raisin ice cream over rum and coke, sarcasm over vapidity, astronomy over astrology, dental surgery over anything by celine dion, and anything by celine dion over anything by dubya...

My Interests

bending minds with my spoon...

I'd like to meet:

ideally, a woman who isn't afraid to laugh at life's absurdities (like when she finds out she's been walking around with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her shoe), a woman who feels she deserves the best but knows it's not the same as a sense of inherent entitlement, a beautiful woman whose sensibility exceeds her vanity, a woman who is secure enough to appreciate a compliment but doesn't seek validation, a woman who knows the difference between you're and your, their and there (and for christ's sake, to and too!), a woman whose devotion is unconditional but who can be completely independent without giving me a reason to question her motives, a woman who knows what she wants out of life but can distinguish priorities, a woman who is vulnerable enough to cry in front of me but strong enough not to use it as a weapon, a woman who is smart enough to know when she is not smart enough and never loses desire to learn, a woman who'll inspire me and be inspired by me, and most important, a woman who will complement, not just compliment, me as a person...
realistically, someone fun, cool, smart, and pretty to hang out with and see where the hell things may lead us...

Music:

lately really digging gotan project...

Movies:

the big lebowski...

Television:

is blissfully rotting my brain...

Books:

force majeure...

Heroes:

meatball and provalone...