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About Me

I build guitars, I fix them, I play them, and just went to school for buildig them. There are 2 cats and 3 dogs who consume too much of my time. I'm just a simple person who makes g'tars and takes photos here and there.

My Interests

digging through the toe jams of your mind

I'd like to meet:

Girls who can kick ass at guitar like this chick. Tim Mahoney. people who need a guitarist...and people who don't send me shitty myspace music adds

Music:

FISHBONE, slightly stoopid, sublime, the postal service, blind melon, PTW, pig destroyer, acid bath, alice in chains, glassjaw, cursive, beastie boys, stp, veruca salt, plumb, voodoo babies *even if they broke up>=..* Join or Die=),morning glory, origin, tupac, bone thugs, lazy, big baby jesus aka dirk mcgirk aka old dirty darky aka the old dirty bastard (;D) psyopus, converge, head automatica, GG Allin, at the drive in, outkast, snot, leftover crack, anal cunt ..
Fishbone
Uploaded by captainbandini

Movies:

kids, the boondock saints, anchorman, aliens *guilty pleasure*, any hunter thompson movie. Enlarged to Show Detail 1 and 2 (311 movies).

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, family guy, sea lab, space ghost...adult swim basically

Books:

everyone poops

My Blog

if you knew anything

you wouldn't claim a genre
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

ceramic pick ups are awesome

put them in your guitar...DO IT!
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:43:00 PST

guitar pix...hahahaha that's funny

new tuning machineschrome looks alot better than the original black. they're basically the same as the originals just without the wings which i'm liking better that way.next project new pickups....
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

MJ vs Freddy Mercury?

who would win?/
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST

just a thought...

ever think about blowin your head off?
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST

you're all blanks...

so I went to Carnie's bday party and it was awesome till the cops showed up...then it got super gay in the span of 2 minutes. hooraw for seeing people I hadn't seen in about a year ...
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:00:00 PST

"what the hell just happened?"

"tell your friends to stop dippin their bread and my god damn butter!!"
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:31:00 PST

Holy shit that's an ass!

I'm at work on the 6th floor of an office building. I look out the window and what do I see CLEARLY? 2 black girls walkin down the street with 2 big ol' asses. Holy shit I can see th...
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:25:00 PST

work that ass

YAY I'm working...woot. hooraw for tax returns. God I want eat some faces. can I eat yours? can I sit on yours? eat my butthole, will you?
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST

don't even bother

I feel like I'm walking through clouds, like I can't see 3" infront of me.
Posted by crotch_of_fire on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:58:00 PST