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About Me

I like Unicorns, Mermaids, and Fairies. And if you make fun of me, I will slap you with my dick.


Sometimes I think that
I'm bigger than the
sound...

Alcohol Kills. Take LSD.

I hate hippies. Dirty smelly hippies.

My Interests

AOL : go uh all night
[You can add me, but I won't talk to you, because AOL hates me.]

I like taking photos of trees, and pretty days.

I like the sound dead leaves make when you step on them.

I like musical artists that sound like they are having sex while they are singing.

I like expensive cocaine and cheap whores . And I don't use either.

I don't like people who can't be arsed to look up in the dictionary how to spell things.

I don't like jealous girlfriends/boyfriends/people .

I love to read.

I like the smell of cigarette smoke through a clean shirt.

I will eat with chop sticks always if possible.

I love Fight Club .

Grass Green is my favorite color.

I'm afraid of balloons.

I don't like people who judge you by what music you listen too.

I admire Karen O .

Penguins are my favorite animal.

I wear watches.

I don't care if you like the music I listen too; listen to what you like.

I hate when people advertise on my page.

I like to jive .

I like airplanes.

I like reading satires. <[b> Chuck , you are a God]

I love the Pixies .

I
LIKE
SHOOTING

GUNS

I'm a beach-goer but there is no beach

I'd like to meet:


Chuck Palahniuk ... (I guess that goes without saying...)

PIXIES ...

Karen O ...

Motherfucking Bear Grylls ...

Oh, but on this site... hah... No one really... Whoever, whatever, whenever... I don't care...

Finger Jive Let your fingers dance across your keyboard...

Music:

Now and Always:

Pixies

The 88
The 13th Floor Elevators
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead...
The Academy Is...
Ace of Base
Against Me!
Air
Akron/Family
Anathallo
Andrew Bird
Animal Collective
Architecture in Helsinki
At The Drive In
The Beatles
Belle And Sebastian
Ben Folds Five
The Beta Band
Big Bear
Bloc Party
Blonde Redhead
Blondie
Blur
Broken Social Scene
Built to Spill
Buzzcocks
Cake
Call and Response
The Cardigans
The Clash
Coldplay
The Cure
Cyndi Lauper
The Dandy Warhols
David Bowie
Death Cab for Cutie
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Devo
Dinosaur JR
Doves
The Dresden Dolls
Duran Duran
Eisley
Elliot Smith
Elton John
Eurythmics
Far
Fischerspooner
The Flaming Lips
Flogging Molly
Franz Ferdinand
Gorillaz
The Hippos
Hot Hot Heat
Iggy Pop
I Monster
Incubus
Interpol
Iron & Wine
Joy Division
Kaiser Chiefs
The Killers
Ladytron
Led Zeppelin
Lou Reed
Louis XIV
Madness
Madonna
Mae
Matty & Mossy
The Mars Volta
Mazarin
Modest Mouse
Mogwai
Neutral Milk Hotel
The New Gold Standard
New Order
The New Pornographers
No Doubt
Northstar
Oasis
Oh.
Of Montreal
OK GO
Page France
Panic! At the Disco
Peaches
Pinback
Pink Floyd
Pixies
The Polyphonic Spree
Postal Service
The Pretenders
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machines
Ramones
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Saosin
Say Anything
The Sex Pistols
The Shins
Simon and Garfunkel
Slow Reader
The Smiths
Smoking Popes
The Sounds
Spain Colored Orange
The Specials
Spoon
The Stranglers
Sublime
Sufjan Stevens
Taking Back Sunday
Tapes 'n Tapes
Ted Leo
Tenacious D
Thrice
Toadies
U2
UB40
Ugly Casanova
The Unicorns
Ween
Weezer
The Wrens
Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs

Anything really....

Movies:

In absolutely no order what-so-ever... Well alphabetical...
Fight Club
28 Days Later
Ace Ventura
Adaptation
Alice in Wonderland
Almost Famous
Amelie
American Beauty
American History X
The Big Lebowski
Blow
Boondock Saints
The Breakfast Club
Bridget Jones' Diary
Chasing Amy
Chicago
Chocolat
Clerks
A Clockwork Orange
Cowboy Bebop
Dazed and Confused
Dead Poets Society
Death to Smoochy
Detroit Rock City
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Edward Scissorhands
Empire Records
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Falling Down
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
..
The Goonies
The Graduate
Gummo
Hackers
High Fidelity
..
Kids
Kill Bill
Labyrinth
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Lord of the Rings
Mallrats
Mary Poppins
....
Memento
Monty Python
Nightmare Before Christmas
Office Space
..
Party Monsters
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Resident Evil
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
..
Royal Tenenbaums
The Rules of Attraction
Rushmore
The Salton Sea
Seven
Seven Years in Tibet
Shallow Grave
Shawshank Redemption
Shaun of the Dead
..
SLC Punk
..
This is Spinal Tap
Spun
Super Troopers
Trainspotting
..
Vampire Hunter D
The Velvet Goldmine
The Virgin Suicides
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Yellow Submarine
etc... etc...

Television:

Harvey Birdman
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Moral Orel
Futurama
Man vs. Wild
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Paranoia Agent

Books:

Uh oh...
My favorite subject...
Books...
Can you say Chuck Palahniuk (Pronounced Paula-Nick)...

Chuck Palahniuk
Survivor
Fight Club
Invisible Monsters
Choke
Diary
Stranger than Fiction
Lullaby
Haunted
Rant

Irvine Welsh...
Trainspotting
Porno
Glue
The Acid House
Filth

Nick Hornby
High Fidelity
Fever Pitch

Bret Easton Ellis
American Psycho
The Rules of Attraction

But definately a hardcore Chuck Palahniuk fan... He is a God...

And Rurouni Kenshin Graphic Novel... *Sigh...

Yay for books...

I read something about a son of a gun named extinction.

Heroes:

Bear Grylls

My Blog

I've been waiting awhile...

Omaha, OmahaWhere you been?When we meet we can talk awhileI can sleep in your dreamsThe night alone I've been waitingOmaha, OmahaThe saddled streets, the burro beats down my doorWhen you say it's no l...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

READ ME! FTB! READ ME! FTB!

Oh my God.I have nothing better to do than read Marini's blogs.How bored I must be with my life.I ought to go sit in a corner and blow my head off with a gun.Bwahahahahahahahahahaha....
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

Photographs of Me.

I found some old pictures of me. Some are cool and artsy, some are just... Nice?Anyway.I feel like being vain. So I'm sharing them. And there is nothing you can do about it. ...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:33:00 PST

Marini's Rant .002

Ok.So I like watching commercials because they are short and keep my attention.However. I dont like stupid commercials. That dont make me laugh, dont make me cry, or dont make me want to buy the p...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 09:23:00 PST

Marini's Rant .001

So.I'm watching Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman. (If you haven't seen it, and you are into Japanese movies, go rent it, it kicks mother fucking ass)Anyway.So I'm going off subject here because I am on a...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 09:22:00 PST

Random Fun...

Go Betty go... 01. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.02. Run a Google image search on that word.03. Reply to this entry and post one of the pictures from your search, but...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This survey I took and not everyone saw, that I want to share, read now you cunts...

1) When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?This one time when we went to some park after I drank a shit load of Starbucks, and kept asking my friends if we could return to their house,...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You'll be interested... I'm sure...

What you probably didn't know about me... I live with my step mom and dad... and I love them both. My real mom is a heroin addict and lives in Singapore. Do not ask me about her. I don't know. &n...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Have To Share How Cute...

...my baby sister is... Her name is Anna, and she's two... And she is my favorite little thing in the world... ...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunk

Milk will never look the same... As Miranda said: Milk was a bad choice. To you bartenders at Dark Horse Tavern... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to puke everywhere...
Posted by Motherfucking Unicorns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST