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Grant

About Me

What kind of Zombie are you?
You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of the dead took over your body in a lonely cabin, and now it's your job to kick some Ash ass. Sadly, while you'll succeed in beating the bejeezus out of Ash repeatedly, he will ultimately wipe you from existence. You can only be killed by bodily dismemberment.
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My Interests

Staying alive

I'd like to meet:

Bill Haverchuck from Freaks & Geeks. I LOVE this. ..

Music:

the kind with a catchy beat. back in my day the music meant something. sometimes we would go skipping and even clap our hands! And and and sometimes, just sometimes we would maaaaaaybe see seahorses or or or or salmon jumping!!! dancing, if you will. mmmm salmon.

OK, the part above was written a while back but it makes me laugh so it stays. To rip off my brother's page, here's what's goin' on right now:

Black Francis - Svn Fngrs

The Flying Burrito Brothers - The Gilded Palace Of Sin

MGMT - Oracular Spectacular



The Gun Club:Fire of Love

Sebadoh III

Dan Deacon - Spiderman Of The Rings

Calvin Harris - I Created Disco

Patton Oswalt - Werewolves And Lollipops

Tom Waits - Alice

Pink Floyd - Animals

Brian Jonestown Massacre - Thank God For Mental Illness

Mississippi Fred McDowell - I Do Not Play No Rock n' Roll

Hasil Adkins - Peanut Butter Rock and Roll

Van Morrison: Pay the Devil

Hank Williams III: Straight to Hell

The Black Fortys: Helicopters (New local band. Check them out!)

Queens of the Stone Age: Era Vulgaris

Movies:

Ever since they started putting those commercial things before the picture shows i stopped going to the theater. it fools me into thinking i'm in the wrong movie. Then it ends. Then another one begins! I cannot take the emotional rollercoaster that is the picture show

Television:

to be honest, i enjoy "this" picture show er box. Oh, you know, I enjoy watching my stories (murder she wrote, days of our lives, general hospital re-runs, and when im feeling frisky; matlock). On a lighter more unpopular hip note, i also enjoy arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, sopranos, deadwood, lucky louie, ren & stimpy, and pretty much the entire adult swim lineup except the damn enima or anime' or whatever they call it. ALthough, the president on milk-chan is most definietly the president.

Books:

Not much since I finished school.

Heroes:

Mom & Dad, Beck, Bob the Flag Man, Matlock, Hasil Adkins, Eddie Burtis (The Legend), PK's bartenders, and anyone who can laugh at themselves.

My Blog

Rehydration Through Nature

Well, after yesterday’s holiday (St Patrick’s Day), I"m sure many of us in the area are a bit fuzzy today. Perhaps even in pain. I am somewhere in the middle of fuzzy and in pain, but ea...
Posted by Grant on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:07:00 PST

Something I read today

I read this on MGMT's bio on their page whoismgmt.com today. An interesting thought."Kids are going to be inheriting their parents' MP3 collections," Ben predicts. "And, in that aesthetic, corrupted...
Posted by Grant on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:11:00 PST

Energizer Vibrators!?

Is it just me or does this look like a suggestion that energizer makes/supports vibrators? Could just be me and my immaturity but it gave me a good laugh....
Posted by Grant on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:51:00 PST

Vincent Prices Rap Album Cover

Yes, Vincent Price, fame of such masterpieces as The Pit and the Pendelum, The Raven, and Edward Scissorhands is back at it again with his new Rap Album simply titled "Vincent Price". Look For Vincen...
Posted by Grant on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:37:00 PST

Zipper Monopoly

Have you noticed that YKK seems to have a monopoly on all zippers? What's up with this? Who are these YKK people? Check your zippers, kids. Check those zippers.
Posted by Grant on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:04:00 PST

Witch on a broomstick

Ever notice how the Wicked Witch has both legs on one side of her broomstick instead of straddling it? What's up with that?
Posted by Grant on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:10:00 PST

Goddamn Red Sox

Thanks Boston, for providing a truly joyless world series experience. Oh well, at least we don't have to put up with Dane Cooke's October commercials anymore.
Posted by Grant on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:35:00 PST

I love my job

I love my job.(I can't mention specific names (first and last) due to a code of ethics but here goes)1. A couple on the NW side of c'dale. One woman 80 yrs old, blind, and sharp as a tack. Her hus...
Posted by Grant on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST

David Bowie & God

I'm leaning towards proof of God through David Bowie's voice.
Posted by Grant on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:55:00 PST

Freaks & Geeks

Sooooooooooo, you should go rent the television show Freaks & Geeks. Hysterical show that everyone has ripped off. Seth Rogen, the jackass/sizzler/heckler guy from billy madison, stoners, bullies,...
Posted by Grant on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST